Three moles are in a narrow tunnel heading to the royal bakery
The first one says, "I smell sugar."
The second says, "I smell cinnamon."
The third one says, "I smell molasses."
Posted May 20, 2022, 4:58 AM UTC
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Ok… I’ll give it to you.. you got me to do a nose huff with a smirk.
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You got an upvote from me.
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The fourth (previously unaccounted for) one says, "WTF, three talking moles!"
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I maaayy have chuckled a bit
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Jolly good
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I don’t get it. Not even a little bit.
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it's slightly nsfw, the third mole talking.
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Still no clue. I have a feeling I’m gonna need each part explained to me
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The moles were in a narrow tunnel so they walked behind one another.
The third mole smelt molasses, mole asses, he was sniffing mole butt.
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Ahhhh that makes sense. I was caught up looking for more complex jokes, or something to do with the royal bakery
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I thought the bakers were putting molasses in the hole to make them die. Either way I chuckled
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It might be easier to get if it was spoken:
I smell a little sugar
I'm smelling a little cinnamon
I'm just smelling little mo-lasses
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My dad always told this joke when I was a kid and it would crack me up so much because he would say asses, thanks for the memory friend
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Touche'
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Three rats were in a narrow tunnel heading to a French bakery.
Two French rats and an Italian rat that had jumped a ship and ended up far from home. Claire the sous chef had been working late to impress her chef with a new vegetable recipe.
The first rat busted into the bakery and Claire screamed..”EEEE I smell a rat!”
The 2nd rat was right behind and Claire screamed again…”EEEE I smell two rats!!”
Then the 3rd, Italian rat stormed in and screamed….”I smell a Rat a TOO ….EEEE!”