Daily Vlog: A Day in the Life

You wake up at 3:14 am, stumble out to the kitchen bleary eyed and set up your camera in the cupboard. 18 minutes later after multiple takes you finally sit down with your coffee and bobo bar. As you try and choke it down, your mouth drier than the Sahara, you gaze past the blinking red light and inky black lens and think "God I can't remember the last time I ate something without that thing pointed at my face".

A few hours later and it's time to run, so you hop in the car and drive downtown. Not without stopping and starting multiple times to set up the camera, and get some drone footage of you driving in the suburbs, of course. You live minutes from some of the most beautiful parks in the country but it's time for skyscrapers and concrete. You start jogging, infuriatingly aware of the shoes on your feet. The lockdown score is not gunna be good on these ones. Even if it was, you're almost at 50 miles anyway....it's almost easier this way, hurts less.

What's on the menu for today's run? Just a regular Tuesday - 27 miles at 50% of marathon pace. An everyday doorknob turner. Gotta build that aerobic base. The rhythmic whirring of the drone following you and the pitter patter of your feet are lulling you back to sleep, but it's not time to rest yet.

Finally you return home and turn that doorknob. Who is there to greet you? Seven identical screaming toddlers, all named Seth Junior. There is another on the way, but it doesn't even matter at this point, who's counting? Well, you are, because another mouth to feed means you somehow have to find the time for more shoe reviews and longer daily vlogs.

After a hearty meal (handful of spinach, a walnut, and a hardboiled egg) it's time to sit down and get some work done. It'll take 6-8 hours to edit yesterday's vlog, better start early. Hopefully if you focus you can get to bed by midnight. A whole 3 hours of sleep...that would be nice...