She's not calling you a slut
Posted Jun 13, 2012, 5:11 PM UTC
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"every guy I meat..."
Welp, if that's not a Freudian slip, I dunno what is. Then again, she's probably just a terrible speller.
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that whole comment she made is just one giant mistake
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This is so much wittier than the comment I was going to make about it. Touche sir.
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Was gonna say that, technically, she DOES have sex with every guy she 'meats'...
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spellist*
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When you're that YOLO....you meat lots of guys.
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I'm not saying these fake Facebook posts are getting annoying...but they're getting annoying.
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Im not saying these posts are fake but they're as real as my ex's orgasms.
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My ex faked her orgasms because she thought I cared. (ba-dum TSHHHH!)
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I wonder if a woman is ever honest about faking..
Now, everyone think about it..and feel concerned. :(
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Why would I have to be concerned? It's not like I have a girlfriend.
:(
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There's a reason I automatically downvote them. I don't understand why people were so pissy about putting them in their own subreddit. r/ecards seems to be doing fine, no reason to think r/facebooknonsense wouldn't do just as well, if not better.
There's more to life outside of the default subreddits. Funny being constantly full of twitter and facebook posts (which, let's be honest, are against the 'no pictures of just text' rule) spams out other truly great content. There's no reason those posts shouldn't be in their own subreddit.
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How does the medium of the post remove the chance for humor? If there are people communicating, it has the potential to be funny. Who cares if it's on facebook, twitter, in a movie, on tv, or in real life? If someone comes up with something witty, why should we ignore it just because it happened in, say, a newspaper?
Now I'll agree it violates the "no pictures of just text" rule, but that is the single-worst enforced policy I've seen on any subreddit, so good luck trying to change that. It's not like self posts make it to the front of r/funny very often anyway. Besides, as long as it's funny text, then it belongs here, if as a self post rather than an image.
Lastly... I hate to break it to you, but... r/facepalm
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Because it gets to a point where r/funny becomes nothing but a sea of facebook and twitter posts. Sure, some of them might be funny, but there has to come a point for any subreddit, when a certain type of content becomes so common that it dominates the subreddit.
r/funny has gotten to that point. There's a significant number of these kinds of posts, and sometimes they're funny, but they're always the same thing. "Look at this thing my friend said" or "Look at how witty I am". When eCards became so numerous on here, we split them off into their own subreddit. If this place became a large chunk of posts from local newspapers, it would be time to split those off into r/localfunnies or something.
People come up with witty things all the time in tons of different subreddits. That doesn't mean that their home is here. It was at one point, but that style of content has grown up, and it has gotten to the point where it's no longer one of the things that make up r/funny, it's beginning to define it. That's where the line needs to be drawn.
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You must hate TV and movies if fake stories don't make you laugh.
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so someone got the pic of her ass he is referencing, right?
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that's what I came to the comments for
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same
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Soooooo, which post is hers on GW?
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Seriously, I'm pretty sure there were 3 separate ones with a similar title yesterday, lol.
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I'm pretty sure he meant on her facebook profile if it's even real.
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There was that "I'm 18 and whatever..." one yesterday...
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Not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina had a password it would be "password"
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I don't know why but when I read this comment I lost it
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Our sincerest condolences. We all desperately hope you find it soon.
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Did you look under the couch cushions?
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Just remember, it's always in the last place you look. Stop now looking now and you should retroactively find it in the pa-
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Why would I look under the couch cushions? Wait, how did you know I was at Ebake09's house?! I'm the worst ninja ever :(
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Thank you. The world needs more caring people like you...
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"guest" - Archer
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*your easier to get into than GREENDALE community college
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But like Greendale, it's impossible to get out.
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Oh shit, I'd love to go to Greendale.
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I don't know, it'd be weird to go to a school that seemingly revolves around 7 students.
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bad luck brian goes to greendale, nicknamed starburns
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I want to be in the paintball tournament or pillow/blanket fort.
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*you're
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Deandale Community College FTFY
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Deandale Community College
Deandale Community Colle-DEAN! I'm a silly goose HONK HONK! Deanilly Doo! Look at me this is MY SISTER'S OUTFIT! FTFY
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This is gold, Jeffery, Gold!
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E pluribus, anus: Out of many, butt.
There's a joke in there about anal but I can't...quite...
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Sluts who hate sluts for being sluts...
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That is the thing that drives me absolutely up the wall. I really don't care how much a woman sleeps around, but when the promisucous ones go on and on about how other women are "sluts", I want to fucking smack them. They're attention whores who get off on shaming other women who do the exact same they do while simultaneously denying that they do it. Gah!!
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If there is one thing I hate more than slut-shaming, it is slut-shaming sluts.
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You're thinking about it wrong. They don't want to stop being promiscuous. They want to get rid of the competition. They want to have all the men they want (fine) and they want to keep other women from having the men they want (not fine).
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But...
But...
They don't want men unless someone else has them...
And then afterwards they don't want them anymore...
My head hurts.
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That's about proving status. Taking a man from another woman proves that you're better than her. Once you've proven that, he's no longer interesting.
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You should give me the phone number of some sluts you know so I can call them and tell them to stop
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You should cc me on that so I can verify your work.
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I can confirm that those two guys are Batman and should be given those contact details for the good of Gotham.
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In otherwords the very bigs organization of SWHSFBS. That's much shorter.
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Bitches who bitch about other bitches bitching.
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That's odd, because I meat every girl I have sex with.
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Why the fuck would any upvote this stupid bullshit?
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Need proof of sluttiness. For Science.
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Hey I went to community college... where's this girl from?
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"Every guy i meat." Well done, Brittany, starting the pun thread before you even make reddit.
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How do these unfunny and fake Facebook posts make it to the front page?
If it was real it still wouldn't be funny. Seriously, what is the punchline?
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Your mom
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We need to see Brittany's ass picture for science.
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^
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She's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn. OH HO! I can make whore jokes, too!
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1994 called, they want their insult back.
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FACE!
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That was a pretty rad comment.
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Call today, and you'll get our package deal!
She's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
She's like the town bike, everyone gets a ride!
She's like a vending machine - anything you want for $.50!
And for only 4 small payments of $19.99 + s&h, it's never been easier! Call now, and we'll throw in this gem, for just the price of shipping and handling!
Yo mama so fat, she tried to catch the bus, yelling "Someone stop that Twinkie!"
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1-800-90-JOKES
Must be 18 or older to call.
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No shit. The girl in the OP's pic is just as old and lame.
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Like a bus, everyone get's to ride her.
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..so you gonna post that other pic?
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Fresh out of the shower? Must be one of these posts.
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Great. Now that one person who got rejected by community college is going to see this and feel awful.
Unless they've already gotten into Brittany. Then they can confidently tell Greg he's
wrong.right, and still be sad.That would actually prove Greg right.
Fuck I'm an idiot.
You're that guy that didn't get into community college, aren't you?
Requirements for getting into Mesa Community College:
A. Pass high school, or
B. Be 18 or older.
Community college is totally worth it, by the way.
My daughter did her 2 years at Mesa in a program that allowed her to transfer to a UC school for her 3rd/4th years as long as she met certain requirements.
She graduates with honors from UCLA this week. Mesa College saved me a bundle!
There are only 3 things I believe happens at a CC:
Those who work hard for two years, then transfers to a great university (saving like $80-90,000).
And those who stay for 4 years, then stay for another 4 years to "find out what they want".
And those who go for one year, then drop out and get a job.
This is what I believe CC to be like.
Holy shit, do some schools really cost $80-90k for two years? That is insane. It cost me maybe half that...
Using your list in numerical order, I was a combination of #2 and #3, now I am #1. Feelsgoodman.
I went to a CC and transferred to a Uni. I graduated with Honors and went on to get my Masters. But in my situation, I think I was more apt to do this route because I was an older student when I returned to my education. It saved me a lot of money.
Sounds like 3 of the 4 things that happen at universities.
Work really hard and graduate with honors
Take fluff classes and get drunk a lot trying to "find out what they want"
Go for a year, and drop out to do something else
Put in just enough effort to graduate with a solid B
I was one of those "And those who stay for 4 years, then stay for another 4 years to "find out what they want"." guys.
I was also forced out of community college and told to transfer because I had well over a 100 units completed and an AA degree by the time that rolled around...
I'll be graduating next spring with a BS in Mechanical Engineering and I STILL don't know what I want to do with my life (I'm 28 if that gives any perspective for yah).
Still is better than going to University for 4 years to find out what they want, or drop out after one year. So win win
$80-90K is by far the upper end. State schools charge nothing close to that. The school in my home city, Portland State, charges ~$7000 a year for tuition, including all fees. Source. You can save money by going to community college, but lets not go crazy here.
Mesa College FTW!
I went to Pima Community College for about 3ish years (I did some faffing about, having been unschooled all my life before then it took me a bit to acclimate to school life), finally got my shit together, finished my last few semesters with straight As, graduated with an associates with honours and a 3.5 GPA, transferred to ASU and have been on the Dean's List both semesters so far.
It was actually a pretty legitimate-feeling college (as junior colleges go). I got all my general education out of the way, and it's going to have cut my student loan debt by more than half by the time I'm done at ASU. Much better than spending my "faffing around" time at an expensive four-year university.
Junior college is really what you make of it. If you can work hard and have the drive to transfer, your experience will be a largely positive one, like I had. You can also stagnate there for eight years, skip half your classes and ride along on barely-passing grades because your mom said she'd kick you out if you didn't go but you don't really know why you're there or what the point is, and have a terrible, negative experience, also like I did.
In my experience, there are two types of junior college students, and which category you fall into is really up to you; you can work hard, bust your ass, get good grades and transfer to a four-year university; or you can sit in the courtyard smoking and stay stuck in the same holding pattern with all the rest of the people there who generally stink of hopelessness, self-pity, and failure when you'd really be better off saving your money (or your parent's money), getting a job, and working towards success that way. Junior college gets a bad rap because the hard-working students aren't there very long, and what's left are the people who are just stagnating.
Personally, I would recommend going to junior college first to anyone who asked me about it. It's cheaper, it's a good experience, it's a good introduction to the system, it can get you a great head start on any four-year program, and if you find out that school isn't for you, then you didn't lose that much.
TL;DR: A junior college is about as easy to get into as a Brittany, but what you make of your junior college experience is up to you.
Source: I have gotten into both a community college and a Brittany.
Dude are you in Arizona? I went there for a year to get my pre reqs out of the way then went to ASU.
I'm a fellow Thunderbird who went to MCC.. and I also love ranch from Barros.. I might have creeped a bit.
No, San Diego Mesa College. Apparently Mike Brown, current coach of the Lakers, went to your Mesa.
Oh haha yeah there's a college named MCC down here too. It's right across the street form the hospital I work at now
Requirements for getting into Brittany:
Penis
Meat?
Hell I have a Masters in Education and my wife makes more than me with her Associates in Nursing from a Community College.
My class starts in 4 days, whoo...
And I just graduated from High School.
That it is. Shit is cheap as fuck, and you can get a lot of credits done that way that you can transfer to a 4+ year college. And full 2 year degrees as well.
C. The ability to open the front door to admissions. They raised the bar.
Well, as Adam Carolla says, community college is just high-school where everyone can smoke.
I havent gotten into community college or Brittany. At least I dont have an std, or a degree. At least I have my [virginity!....] (http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/49/dawson_crying.gif)
...I don't know why is it like that in America.
Here you only have 2 private colleges, and people going there are considered rich dumb cunts who need to bribe their teachers into getting good grades. All others are public ones (and not all are easy to get into).
Our country is too big to only have 2 private colleges. Also, capitalism.
To put in perspective, there's around 50 public ones.
We have about 2600+
:(
While we are on the subject of education, what are the requirements for your specialty?
Someone will probably make a Bad Luck Brian meme to go along with this.
You're right. I do :(
I MUST AGREE.
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That's the joke.
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