goated chess board
Posted May 31, 2022, 9:16 PM UTC
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Why every piece is a penis
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Google en penis
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the g8 knight looks like i need to find it's area
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i am an artist 😁
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wait this is you? lmao
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yes i took the picture
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How are you supposed to differentiate between black and white pieces?!
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One is red and the other is orange. Might be more clear not on camera.
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Ah yes, the two most common marker colours
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Perhaps it's just the two they had that weren't almost dead.
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you dont 😎
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b5! preventing c5 via en passant!
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Interesting to see the I file under construction. I’ve read that it’ll give players far more options to launch flank attacks.
There’s still debate about whether it’ll be made available as DLC or whether they’ll wait for the full launch of Chess 2, but either way it should be a healthy change for a fairly stale format.
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Excuse me, I thought this was "game theory" as in abstract math based social science. Not actual games. Why am I wasting tuition on non-employable skills?
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i have more pics how do I post them
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What is the result of this game?
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morbin' time
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g8 knight about to make a giant wacky machine with his brother while his pet platypus tries to stop a mad scientist as a secret agent
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Why every piece is a penis
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Ayo what's that thing on e1?
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thank god at least the bottom right square is white
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Why... Just why?
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Downvote farming
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You can only get 10 downvotes from one comment afaik, so you need a lot of mildly downvoted comments, not a few very downvoted ones.
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Richard Reported
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What happened to the f1 Bishop
He’s sus
That's not sus. That's just straight up a penis.
r/mildlypenis
Pipi Bishop
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^(fmhall) ^| ^(github)
white has some... uh... problems...
A Bishop with a brick dropped on their pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^(fmhall) ^| ^(github)