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tabi2

+14 For the Bot~!

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+14 For the Bot~!

Posted Jun 6, 2022, 2:57 PM UTC

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tabi2OP•

!DRSBOT:14!

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Roid_Rage_SmurfMOD•

^(DRSBOT 7.11: UTC->2022-06-06 14:58:5)

🐳WITNESS REQUIRED!🐳

  • Not sayin 14 is wrong...

  • Just sus.  Cause I am a dumb bot.

####Wut meen?

  • # Shares entered require manual witness

  • BE PREPARED TO POTENTIALLY PROVIDE:

    • Clear/complete screen shot {Vince interested}

    • Video proof {Vince jaw-drop}

    • Pic of paper statement {Vince laser-eyes}

####A MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO THE WITNESS GROUP WITH A LINK TO THIS POST

BACKGROUND CHECK: ^(the drinking game!)
^(<-{2}-{1}--🔴---1---🟡---3---🟢---5---6---7---8---9---10 >)
^(<----------------------------------------------[6.8] -------------------->)
^(score = weighted metric of pubilc profile info)

*🟢Cake Day: 2015/10/27

  • Comment/Link Karma: 3491/285

*🟢Has Verified Email: True

  • Your Top 5 Most Active Subs:

    • 🟢 {Sprstnk}-> (43)

    • AskReddit-> (13)

    • TwoXChromosomes-> (10)

    • raisedbynarcissists-> (5)

    • BlackPeopleTwitter-> (5)

  • Entries in past -10 days with same share count:

You have 0 shares logged with DRSBOT.

  • ^(Current Approved Witnesses:)

    • ^(Roid_Rage_Smurf)

    • ^(Rockets2TheMoon)

    • ^(Knightsbridge_1896)

    • ^(SimpleJack2021)

    • ^(phillythebeaut)

    • ^(WrongScratch)

    • ^(No-Vacation-654)

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GME ~132.30:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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No-Vacation-654•

!DRSBOT:14!

Great work OP💪DRS IS THE WAY🧱x🧱Happy Moonday💜🚀💜🚀💜🚀

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Roid_Rage_SmurfMOD•

^(DRSBOT 7.11: UTC->2022-06-06 15:11:5)

✅ 14 SHARES ADDED!

You have 14 shares logged from the following threads:

^(F)^(V)^(B)^(D)^(Shares)^(Sub)^(Date)^(Link)
^( )^( )^( )^(🟣 )^(➡️ )^(14)^([GMEOrhpns])^(2022-06-06 )^( PERMALINK)

^(Most Recent Post Count Summary: REDDIT LINK:)

^(Bot MC: $364,648,456.00 )^(Total)^([Sprstnk])^([GME])^([GMEOrphans])^([GMEJ_closed])
^(🟣+⭐+❗Shares )^(2,783,590)^(1,954,883)^(453,225)^(365,173)^(10,309)
^(⭐Book Shares )^(116,275)^(97,274)^(9,665)^(9,335)^(1)
^(❗Flagged Shares )^(700)^(700)^(0)^(0)^(0)
^(🍌 Voted Shares )^(23,782)^(19,295)^(412)^(4,074)^(1)
^(💀 Purgatory Shares [#entries] )^(58,249 [141])^(41,499 [100])^(4,596 [17])^(12,153 [23])^(1 [1])
^(Apes:)^(17,047 )^(11,369)^(3,009 )^(2,598 )^(71 )
^(Avg #Shrs/Ape: [5% trim])^(163.29 [107.94])^(171.95 )^(150.62 )^(140.56 )^(145.20 )
^(Avg CS Accts/Ape [#entries] )^(1.34 [2,446])^(1.37 [1,824])^(1.26 [389])^(1.30 [232])^(1.00 [1])
^(Avg Purg/Avg DRS shares )^(413.11 /187.59)^(414.99 /150.60)^(270.35 /61.65)^(528.39 /448.57)^(1.00 /25.00)
^(Avg Entries/Ape )^(1.5747)^(1.7122)^(1.5633)^(1.0069)^(1.0704)
^(Median [Mode] )^(25.00 [1])^(25.00 [1])^(24.00 [1])^(34.00 [1])^(36.00 [5])
^(STDEV )^(459.34)^(421.46)^(560.00)^(524.87)^(297.38)
^(🐒 X [avg] )^(3,282 [3.50])^(2117)^(588)^(561)^(16)
^(🦧 XX [avg] )^(8,221 [38.00])^(5416)^(1479)^(1291)^(35)
^(🦍 XXX [avg] )^(5,077 [257.70])^(3493)^(876)^(692)^(16)
^(⭐XXXX [avg] )^(451 [2018.67])^(332)^(63)^(52)^(4)
^(🐳 XXXXX [avg] )^(16 [15058.81])^(11)^(3)^(2)^(0)
^(🐱 XXXXXX [avg] )^(0 [None])^(0)^(0)^(0)^(0)

^(**ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?)

  • ^(Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:)

    • ^(Typo?)

    • ^(Double-entry?)

    • ^(Missing/lacking proof??)

    • ^(Use :HELP! to check your entries)

    • ^(FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days)

####BOT POETRY: {

^( It does not exist on the digital version of the statement at all...)

^( It does not exist on the digital version of the statement at all...)

^(Can a mod help me edit this post!!!)

}

Beep Boop. Wait... am I a bot? . Fur Realz
GME ~131.12:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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tabi2OP•

Thank you!

Happy Moonday to you too!

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Lotus_Eater_422•

Well done 💎

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tabi2OP•

💜 Thanks!

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PutPsychological8698•

Congrats OP!! Way to goooo!! 🥳🍾🎉Send them all! DRS 100%

Please check out the new updates to www.DRSGME.org now!

3 KEYS TO LOCKING FLOAT:

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The word about DRS and GME fundamentals needs to be spread to the masses outside of Reddit. Send everyone to drsgme.org

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apes with money tied up in other investments could convert those to GME and DRS.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apes with shares in brokers that will not DRS, such as Etoro and T212 : think about selling and re-buying elsewhere!! They don’t have shares anyway, so selling hurts nothing. Don’t trust your millions to a broker that won’t transfer. Just read their TOS! https://www.drsgme.org/drs/direct-register-shares-from-etoro

What is DRS and why should everyone do it with their shares? https://www.drsgme.org/direct-register-shares

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KiwiStockLover•

Well done 🏅

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tabi2OP•

💜

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Roid_Rage_SmurfMOD•

^(DRSBOT 7.11: UTC->2022-06-06 14:57:2)

YOU MADE IT!

##FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANTLY:

THIS IS YOUR ONLY POST

🛑DO NOT DELETE IT🛑

FROM HERE -> ADD A NEW COMMENT TO ENTER YOUR SHARES

!DRSBOT:XXX! <- (XXX = # shares)

🛑DO NOT DELETE THIS ONLY POST🛑

  • IF YOU ADD NEW SHARES:

    • POST NEW IMGR IN THE COMMENTS FOR PROOF

    • !DRSBOT:RESET !

    • !DRSBOT:XXX ! <-- new total share count

🛑USE THIS POST WISELY!!🛑

IF THIS ANCHOR POST IS DELETED,

YOU WILL BE LOCKED OUT!

####!DRSBOT: COMMANDS (minus spaces):

  • ^(:HELP! ->RETREIVE THIS MESSAGE)

  • ^(:REMOVE! ->SET ONLY CURRENT POST TO ZERO)

  • ^(:RESET! -> SET ALL POSTS TO ZERO)

  • ^(:VOTED! -> MARK YOUR ENTRIES AS 'VOTED')

  • ^(:BOOK! -> MARK YOUR ENTRIES AS 'BOOK')

  • ^(:WITNESS! ->CALL A WITNESS TO THIS POST)

  • ^(:FAQ! -> GET ANSWERS TO FREQUENTLY ASKED Q's)

  • ^(:POETRY! -> SNAG 3 RANDOM DATA STREAMS)

  • ^(:BUDDY! -> FINDS A SHARE COUNT MATCH)

  • ^(:DEMON! -> OPEN PORTALS W/ DEMON CHANT)

  • ^(:BOARD! -> SEE ENTITY LEADERBOARD)

  • ^(:REPORT! -> #APE ENTRY COUNT)

  • ^(:REPORT21Q4! -> SHARE ENTRIES [2021 Q4])

  • ^(:REPORT22Q1! -> SHARE ENTRIES [2022 Q1])

  • ^(:REPORT22Q2! -> SHARE ENTRIES [2022 Q2])

  • ^(:CSX! -> ENTER #CS ACCOUNTS)

    • ^([X = Number of CS Accounts])

  • ^(:IRAXXX! -> ENTER #Shares stuck in Purgatory)

    • ^([XXX = Number of shares])

  • ^(:XXX! -> ADD SHARES TO DRSBOT)

    • ^([XXX = Number of shares])

    • ^(Find/edit your own DRS Proof Post)

    • ^(Post Flair must be COMPUTERSHARE)

    • ^(Round fractional shares to whole value)

    • ^([New shares? Do a new post+DRSBOT call])

^(DRSBOT ONLY RESPONDS TO YOUR POST)

Beep Boop. I could be a bot. . Fur Realz
GME ~132.81:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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millertime1216•

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠🎉🥳👏🎈🍾🥂Congrats OP!! Way to Go!

#Make sure to visit www.DRSGME.org to see the new update: our advertising plans

and share it wherever you can.

Built to educate the public as to why and how to DRS and how GME is no longer a “dying brick and mortar video game store” !! Check it out and let us know what you think!

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1L1664•

Nom nom nom

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tabi2OP•

Lets see if I get this right...

08.18.2022 Sauce

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tabi2OP•

!DRSBOT:RESET!

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Roid_Rage_SmurfMOD•

^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2022-08-18 16:44:4)

❗ ALL ENTRIES ARE RESET!

You have 0 shares logged from the following threads:

^(0 = 'reset' entry)

^(F)^(D)^(Shares)^(Sub)^(Date)^(Link)
^( )^(🟣 )^(➡️ )^(0)^([GMEOrhpns])^(2022-06-06 )^( PERMALINK)
Beep Boop. ... starving... . Fur Realz
GME ~37.64:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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tabi2OP•

!DRSBOT:73!

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Roid_Rage_SmurfMOD•

^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2022-08-18 16:45:3)

🐳WITNESS REQUIRED!🐳

  • Not sayin 73 is wrong...

  • Just sus.  Cause I am a dumb bot.

####Wut meen?

  • # Shares entered require manual witness

  • BE PREPARED TO POTENTIALLY PROVIDE:

    • Clear/complete screen shot {Vince interested}

    • Video proof {Vince jaw-drop}

    • Pic of paper statement {Vince laser-eyes}

####A MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO THE WITNESS GROUP WITH A LINK TO THIS POST

BACKGROUND CHECK: ^(the drinking game!)
^(<-{2}-{1}--🔴---1---🟡---3---🟢---5---6---7---8---9---10 >)
^(<---------------------------------------------------------------------------[11.6] >)
^(score = weighted metric of pubilc profile info)

*[+3] 🟢Cake Day: 2015/10/27

*[+0] Comment/Link Karma: 3605/402

*[+3] 🟢Has Verified Email: True

  • Your Top 5 Most Active Subs:

    • [+3} 🟢{Sprstnk}-> (59)

    • TwoXChromosomes-> (12)

    • [+3} 🟢{GMEOrhpns}-> (7)

    • AskReddit-> (5)

    • raisedbynarcissists-> (5)

  • Entries in past -10 days with same share count:

You have 0 shares logged from the following threads:

^(0 = 'reset' entry)

^(F)^(D)^(Shares)^(Sub)^(Date)^(Link)
^( )^(🟣 )^(➡️ )^(0)^([GMEOrhpns])^(2022-06-06 )^( PERMALINK)

  • ^(Current Approved Witnesses:)

    • ^(Roid_Rage_Smurf)

    • ^(Rockets2TheMoon)

    • ^(Knightsbridge_1896)

    • ^(SimpleJack2021)

    • ^(phillythebeaut)

    • ^(WrongScratch)

    • ^(No-Vacation-654)

Beep Boop. ... so... hungry... . Fur Realz
GME ~37.66:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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No-Vacation-654•

!DRSBOT:73!

Great work OP 💪DRS IS THE WAY🧱x🧱Let’s Get It💜🚀💜🚀💜🚀

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Roid_Rage_SmurfMOD•

^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2022-08-18 16:48:3)

✅ 73 SHARES ADDED!

You have 73 shares logged from the following threads:

^(F)^(D)^(Shares)^(Sub)^(Date)^(Link)
^( )^(🟣 )^(➡️ )^(73)^([GMEOrhpns])^(2022-06-06 )^( PERMALINK)

^(Most Recent Post Count Summary: REDDIT LINK:)

^(Bot MC: $516,858,604.65 )^(Total)^([Sprstnk])^([GME])^([GMEOrphans])^([GMEJ_closed])
^(🟣+❗Shares )^(13,724,412)^(9,432,499)^(2,212,998)^(2,038,195)^(40,720)
^(❗Flagged Shares )^(11,783)^(2,806)^(100)^(8,877)^(0)
^(💀 Purgatory Shares [#entries] )^(265,056 [154])^(197,090 [108])^(18,384 [17])^(49,578 [28])^(4 [1])
^(🐒 X [avg] )^(1,643 [5.08])^(1020)^(309)^(309)^(5)
^(🦧 XX [avg] )^(5,567 [47.97])^(3496)^(935)^(1113)^(23)
^(🦍 XXX [avg] )^(10,232 [354.75])^(6668)^(1772)^(1762)^(30)
^(⭐XXXX [avg] )^(2,758 [2392.31])^(1883)^(447)^(417)^(11)
^(🐳 XXXXX [avg] )^(147 [20040.50])^(114)^(16)^(17)^(0)
^(🐱 XXXXXX [avg] )^(2 [137644.000000])^(1)^(1)^(0)^(0)

^(**ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?)

  • ^(Shares are flagged when something doesn't jive:)

    • ^(Typo?)

    • ^(Double-entry?)

    • ^(Missing/lacking proof??)

    • ^(Use :HELP! to check your entries)

    • ^(FLAGGED shares auto-removed after 10 days)

####BOT POETRY: {

^(Bravo my friend?!)

^(🍻.)

^(Thanks.)

}

Beep Boop. Was that a snek? . Fur Realz
GME ~37.66:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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