What The Lite(rule) Fuck
Posted Jun 8, 2022, 12:05 AM UTC
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Haz pretends to be a communist by randomly throwing communist sounding words into conversation Episode 536,823,659
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he's literally a russian state actor in the west
there is no chance in hell he's not taking massive putin bux
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Vladimir if you’re reading this hire me to shitpost on Twitter full time please I’m committed
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I’ve heard that he’s (allegedly) on the payroll of the FBI before though I wouldn’t be too surprised if it turned out he’s also getting cash from the Kremlin
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Dr Haz No Bitches.
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I mean, I'm no anarchist but compared to most other ideologies they haven't committed too many atrocities that I can name off the top of my head.
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They have committed almost none. They fought in the spanish and russian civil war but let's be real.. They mostly fought against nationalists and fascists there so that's no to bad. And I guess some assassinations throughout history were carried out by anarchists but there's really not that many I can name. Nedeljko Čabrinović (anarcho-syndicalist) for example was one of the assassins carrying out the murder of archduke Ferdinand II. He wasn't the one to kill him but did kill and harm multiple civilians by fucking up his bomb throw.
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Leo Czolgosz, an anarchist, murdered president McKinley which is really cool imo because anarchists have one US President on their stats
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Not to sound like an asshole but McKinley was one fucking horrible president too.
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agree. he totally deserved to get assassinated in Runescape. my point was I like that anarchists made a significant dent in history because they are really overlooked by most people (who are not perpetually online on politics twitter and reddit)
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Mfs taking credit for the hard work of McKinley's unwashed surgeon
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i think you are mistaking McKinley for Garfield. while infection did kill both men, the former died from infection caused by the bullet while the latter almost certainly died due to the incompetence of his surgeons.
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fucker took a bullet on close range. the kill is on Czolgosz
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There was something going on with messing with churches in the Spanish civil war iirc
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This is one of the few committed, it was a essentially a large scale persecution of and killing of Catholics in Anarchist held territory during the civil war, while some say there was justification in the fact that the Catholic church was in support of the Nationalists, I prefer not to attempt justifications for stuff like this even as an anarchist myself
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I think it'd be more accurate to say that the persecution was of clergy, rather than catholics, but yes, hard agree on what you said
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Didn't the Maknovtchina commit some progroms during the Russian civil war ?
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no, that's a myth perpetuated by the soviets after the fact
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There was one but the perpetrators were executed and the guns were given to the jews for protection
Makhoscvina has a very fucking strict no antisemitism policy.
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Haven't read the whole article yet but so far it only mentions the communist parties of spain.
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Atrocities require basic coordination. Anarchists don't have that.
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Because their ideology is idiotic and has never formed a proper nation
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Of course it hasn’t formed a nation, the entire point is not having nations.
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‘anarchist state’ moment
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Least insane Putin fan
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People always blame postmodernists for making words lose all meaning. They should be blaming fucks like Infra.
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this is your brain on tankie
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I wouldn’t even call Haz a tankie because that would at least imply that he’s actually left wing as opposed to just being a Russian nationalist / fed
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I wouldn’t be surprised if he was an American fed trying to make communists look as bad as possible ngl.
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If he is a fed I’d say it’s more likely that he’s trying to get baby MLs who’ve only ever read a bit of Lenin, Marx and Engels invested in meaningless sectarian bullshit and complaining about minorities rather than actually organising with other socialists and embracing the cross-sectional radical progressive Marxist-Leninist theory thats been written in the last 6 or 7 decades or so.
The capitalist structure is perfectly capable of making anti-communist propaganda on its own without needing false flag communists.
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How are tankies left wing when they just simp for a fascist state of a different colour?
The People's Oppressive Government.
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"Left wing" and "right wing" feel meaningful, but they're generally just based on consensus and then associated with whatever policies end up being supported by those agreed-upon groups. With that in mind, I wouldn't get too fixated on who's "left-wing," because there's already no serious substance to the idea.
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Sure, but the other person basically saying "Haz is worse than a tankie. Tankies are at least left wing." is still weird. Haz is a tankie. He's red fash and I don't know why we need to downplay tankies or make Haz anything but that. They're all simping for authoritarian states, who use ushankas, sickles or the word "People's" as a way to describe their brand of fascism.
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The left wing is pretty broad, so naturally there are better and worse ideologies in there, anarchists and tankies are on the left wing the same way how social democrats and nazis are on the right wing (not comparing tankies to nazis btw, one is clearly so much worse)
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Tankies are Nazis.
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While tankies may be many things, they’re decidedly not fascist sympathisers of any kind.
I’m speaking as someone with family who lived in the USSR by the way, so I’m quite wary to jump to conclusions of immediately condemning examples of AES given the disparity between what media in my country said and still say about the USSR and the actual experiences of my family who lived there.
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Depends on your definition of fascism to be fair, if you’re talking like Nazi Germany/Italy fascism then you’re right but people tend to make theirs more broad. The fact is that Tankies do support very authoritarian figures though that do tread the line, like supporting Assad/Putin, the taliban, and sometimes even people like Pol Pot
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Kremlin gremlin having a normal one
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The AK 4'7"
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It's funny how people missrepresent nazi germany and nazi ideas as a way to push dumb views (like conservatives claiming Hitler was a socialist).
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It's the same vein of trickery that they use to say "Lincoln was a Republican...". On the surface, yeah, Hitler's party was the National Socialists. But you have to know the history to know why Lincoln's Republican party and Hitler's National Socialist party are not what they seem to be.
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most intelligent ML that ever lived
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No government, nazi Germany had a government, checkmate libs
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its funny how its always this irrational anger towards anarchists eventough they literally havent done anything
meanwhile hitler and hazs idol stalin had a competition who could throw the most people into deathcamps, what a sack of shit
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Oh my God, it's the Kremlin Gremlin, the AK 4'7", the Angry Bearded Toddler.
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The Moscow Manlet!
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Haz is a fascist 🤷♂️
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Haz, what the fuck are you talking about?
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What's the name of that hippie commune in Europe? (My brain wants to say it's in the Netherlands). It's called like....freedomville or freetopia or some shit. It's just full of young hippies that smoke weed all day. That's an anarchist settlement, right?
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you're thinking Copenhagen, so Denmark. It's Freetown Christiania.
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nazbuls trying to have a coherent position challenge (impossible).
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I really hope CIA pays him well otherwise this is just pathetic
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Complete government control over every aspect of life = anarchy, apparently.
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For those who are wondering the context of this, I’m pretty sure MLs tried to recruit at an anarchist bookfair and got kicked out so now a bunch of tankies are calling anarchists the true enemy of the working class now and saying crazy shit like this
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"communism is about finding what's in common"
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It's really amazing how people can express themselves in such an assertive manner all while not having the slightest clue what the fuck they're talking about.
Dunning-Kruger moment
no that’s the mandela effect dumbass
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Could’ve sworn it was the Mandala Effect… huh
The mandildo effect?
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Haz absolutely knows what he's talking about
This is a deliberate narrative that he's built and he probably has 700 arguments lined up to defend whatever obviously fake bullshit he gets paid to defend
Reminds me one fascist guy who litterally remade in his head the concepts of left and right to indicate what he doesnt like and what he likes respectively, and also his whole thing was ignoring economics and focusing only on social problems, aka a way to say that he gets paid for saying bullshit and making other people's life worse
Fascists like to make up nonsense ways of definining fascism because if they can muddy the water enough they can say "fascist doesn't mean anything"
And it works too. I've met several people who would believe anything as long as you are confident enough in what you're saying. "Wow he sounds like he really knows his stuff."