Buy your own TALON! Use it to get beers out of the fridge!
govplanet.com/for-sale/Tactical-Robots-Foster...Posted Jun 8, 2022, 10:45 AM UTC
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Posted Jun 8, 2022, 10:45 AM UTC
I could have got a $12k Talon-dor retriever
When I posted it this morning it was $2.5k.
Kinda surprised it went up as much as it did. Two available, from what I saw.
It doesn’t even have 5/50 cord treads though.
Stop sharing with everyone. I was trying to get this thing cheap...lol
Too late my bid is winning! I’m going to mount a fleshlight and finally have the robot girlfriend I always wanted.
If you're only mounting one fleshlight on this thing you're not thinking big enough and I'm disappointed in you. There's at least three anthropomorphic locations to put a fleshlight so you and your buddies can have fun.
Valid point. A “talon Eiffel Tower” would be the stuff of legends.
Wouldn't the Rons/Andros/whatever it was called be your best best because of the gripper can extend like 6 inches back and forth