Why make Anni abundant online and do absolutely nothing about singleplayer?

Under ideal conditions, gambling a SoJ is 1:60k. Qbug NM Andy stacking MF is like 1:700 but there's no chance of picking up anything else that's good. Nevertheless, I'm at the point where the most significant upgrade for me is an Anni. It's been several dozen hours of NM Andy after doing Hell Andy for even longer and I give up. I could build a house out of Nagels and Manalds, but not a single SoJ. Are you trying to make me play online or do you just hate me, Blizz? It's not happening.