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Hello, I recently won the 24 hour contest and these are the two poems I would like to submit for review.

Feedback links: 1 & 2

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I knew it was over
on Valentine’s Day
when you didn’t even
get me a card
don’t lie
what kind of a
[redacted - misogynistic language]
doesn’t buy
their boyfriend who they
haven’t
broken up with yet
a card?
A [offensive word] card?
On Valentine’s Day?
I cried in my VW Polo
Titanium White
1.4 Litre Engine
just like Hello
World I have a
sweet car and no
loving girlfriend on
Valentine’s Day
again
yet again
what more do you
could you
possibly
have wanted
from me?
You
[highly offensive fat-shaming language]
I hope you
[possible death threat]
and you
[speculation on the afterlife - Please contact your email administrator to see the full message]

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Tall Poppy Syndrome

Phoebe Waller-Bridge
that smug bitch

now don’t get me wrong
I liked Fleabag but I

could’ve written a better comedy
about me and the boys in Benidorm

and all the mad shit we do in Benidorm
and how drunk we get in Benidorm

actually have you seen Benidorm?
It’s pretty funny ent it?

I don’t know
you help write one Bond movie

and the whole fucking country loves ya
what’s wrong with this place man

the second series of Fleabag
wasn’t that good really

I dunno man it just didn’t have the twist
that the first series did

it’s like a 9 out of 10
and the first is a 10