To the Boy/To the girl

A letter To the boy who stole my girl

How can you hate someone so much? Hate them so much and never have seen their face or gotten to know them I don’t blame you

Hell I would’ve tried to do the same I would’ve failed but try nonetheless I’m sure your a great person

I’m sure you're interesting and have all these great qualities. So know that I don’t hate you for who you are I don’t even know if I hate you I just hate you for what you have.

Good luck; No, best of luck Hopefully you won’t need it I did

Yours truly, [Name]

P.S. If the next time I see you, If I drop kick you, sorry In advance

A letter To the girl who chose another guy

If we were to rip your heart out, Tear the ventricles from the body You know what we’d find? Not a single trace of me No trace of fireworks No trace of movies No trace of a perfect picnic on a perfect day Not a single trace of us

Single huh You always were Even if I didn’t think so you always did Took you maybe 3 days to ditch me for someone else who I don’t even know I should’ve known

If we autopsied your brain you know what we’d find? No thoughts of me No thoughts of a timeless FaceTime call until midnight No thoughts of a sushi dinner No thoughts of me watching you with little children at a camp talent show

If we surveyed you’re body we would find nothing of mine No touch No kiss Not so much as a fingerprint

I never forgot about you You forgot in a matter of days There was never us Never anything real Just me hoping it would be a ”thing” one day Not one of my friends said I should even wait for you to decide between me and this other guy

They said, if she really liked you it would never come down to this She’s not completely sold on you Move on, let go She’s not worth it

Maybe they’re right I know they are Happy sweet 16 by the way, I’m over you

Yours truly, [Name]

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