I wish that corporations could physically manifest as people

The finger curls, and you are greated with Ronald McDonald standing before you on the backs of minimum wage workers. He is soon followed by The Burger King, Wendy Thomas from Wendy's, and Colonel Sander.

And then there was Mickey...

Granted! The burger king king, ronald mcdonald, and wendy team up to wage war against all other manifestations, and take over those corporations. They're doing pretty well, and they have some sexy threesomes, until bill gates has them killed. Microsoft already had a manifest, so nothing had happened with them, and he isn't about to let them come after him next. He then discovers that he now has instant access to all of his tied up cash worth, and uses the majority of it to take over all other corporations. Once he takes over the better business bureau (which, ironically, is A CORPORATION, NOT A GOVERNMENT AGENCY LIKE EVERYONE THINKS), he has no worries of antitrust suits. Once he's taken over all corporations by having the other manifestations abducted and forced to sign everything over to him, he uses his massive power to take over the world. Now everything runs on Microsoft Windows. Enjoy!