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FilipRebro

Postal Dude joins The Boys, will he fit?

Challenge

Personally i didnt played Postal nor watched/read The Boys, i just found it.

Round 1: Can Postal Dude beat everyone in the gang

Round 2: Will postal dude do the job(Like revealing nasty shit The Seven or other Supes do)

Round 3: What will be his advantage over the others?

Posted Aug 10, 2022, 6:51 PM UTC

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toomanyslugs•

There are 3 (maybe 4) different versions of the Postal Dude that I'm aware of but for this prompt I'll assume you mean the most recent version from Postal: Brain Damaged. No matter which version you pick though, the Postal Dude can't fit in with any group for longer than a few minutes tops. He's done so much crack and his brain is so fried that he's completely unpredictable and psychotically violent.

Round 1: With no prep for either side if the Postal Dude suddenly went postal he'd probably beat the gang. On foot he can take on giant robots and the Coronavirus so he'd probably take them on easily. With prep, maybe the Boys could make something work but I doubt it.

Round 2: Postal Dude would fuck everything up, guaranteed. And he would not care either.

Round 3: The biggest advantage Postal Dude has is cartoonish durability, access to very bizarre and damaging weaponry, infinite piss, reasonable speed thanks to bunny hopping, and fall damage immunity.

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The Seven (The Boys)

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OoOditty•

In the Boys Billy Butcher is a detriment to his team at times. The Dude is Butcher on roids. He would go against what half the group believes in and probably bomb a civilian area for fun. The real question here is:

IS THIS ENTERTAINING

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