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Challenged_by_Krill

+500 for Botty (yes I’m using the splivvy loophole to keep this up). This particular DRS is dedicated to Jim Cramer himself. Jim, watching your eyes spin uncontrollably as you speak is mesmerizing, we tune in as a family and play circus music in the background. The kids prefer this over cartoons!

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+500 for Botty (yes I’m using the splivvy loophole to keep this up). This particular DRS is dedicated to Jim Cramer himself. Jim, watching your eyes spin uncontrollably as you speak is mesmerizing, we tune in as a family and play circus music in the background. The kids prefer this over cartoons!

Posted Aug 10, 2022, 7:50 PM UTC

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Challenged_by_KrillOP•

!DRSBOT:500!

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No-Vacation-654💻 ComputerShared 🦍•

!DRSBOT:500!

🐳 done once again OP 💪DRS IS THE WAY🧱x🧱Let’s Get It💜🚀💜🚀💜🚀

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Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖•

^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2022-08-10 22:12:1)

✅ 500 SHARES ADDED!

You have 29200 shares logged from the following threads:

^(F)^(D)^(Shares)^(Sub)^(Date)^(Link)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(2000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-04-19 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(4200)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-04-22 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(2000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-04-28 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(2000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-05-03 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(2000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-05-12 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(2000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-05-17 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(2000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-05-25 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(6000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-06-08 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(2000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-06-22 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(2000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-07-07 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(2000)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-07-13 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^( )^(500)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-08-03 )^( PERMALINK)
^( )^(🟣 )^(➡️ )^(500)^([Sprstnk])^(2022-08-10 )^( PERMALINK)

^(Most Recent Post Count Summary: REDDIT LINK:)

^(Bot MC: $537,854,159.40 )^(Total)^([Sprstnk])^([GME])^([GMEOrphans])^([GMEJ_closed])
^(🟣+❗Shares )^(13,271,020)^(9,135,506)^(2,129,211)^(1,965,467)^(40,836)
^(❗Flagged Shares )^(4,850)^(2,389)^(0)^(2,461)^(0)
^(💀 Purgatory Shares [#entries] )^(261,480 [153])^(193,580 [108])^(18,384 [17])^(49,512 [27])^(4 [1])
^(🐒 X [avg] )^(1,636 [5.10])^(1020)^(306)^(305)^(5)
^(🦧 XX [avg] )^(5,442 [47.88])^(3435)^(915)^(1069)^(23)
^(🦍 XXX [avg] )^(9,922 [354.47])^(6499)^(1724)^(1668)^(31)
^(⭐XXXX [avg] )^(2,653 [2390.72])^(1823)^(418)^(401)^(11)
^(🐳 XXXXX [avg] )^(142 [20191.92])^(110)^(15)^(17)^(0)
^(🐱 XXXXXX [avg] )^(2 [137644.000000])^(1)^(1)^(0)^(0)

^(**ARE THOSE FLAGGED SHARES YOURS?)

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####BOT POETRY: {

^(They're both symptoms of the same disease?!)

^(Considering that would require DRSing another 20m shares and thereby make the “Remaining Free Float” value smaller than the “Public Shorts” value???)

^(It's already starting.)

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Beep Boop. ENIAC in my pedigree. . Fur Realz
GME ~40.53:🚀MOAR DRSBOT:🚀
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Inevitable_Singer992•

God, I'm always surprised with the amount of shares some people have 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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GL_LevityThe Shares Are Up My Ass•

I’m not. It’s not us us vs hedgies. It’s hedgies vs literally anyone who actually realizes the bullshit and harm they’re constantly doing on a daily basis. This affects the person who has very little to millionaires. These god damned fucken parasites do nothing, provide no value and have no one else hey answer to.

They are a drain on everything outside their little bubble. It’s them vs everyone. Hedgies r fuk.

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uss_buttstuff•

Don't mind me, just whale watching

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Truth_RoadApes are biggest whale 🦍 🐋•

You know, somehow that hadn't popped into my mind. Whale watching. Ha. Nice.

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Jonsnoosnoozewhy sell? 🤷•

Dad, please come home.

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DifficultySalt4231Shorts never closed. Boom. 👑🗿•

Legend. 💖 500 post spilt could cause brokers much more pain than 500 pre spilt. 🚀

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kevin-durant440🦍 Buckle Up 🚀•

Pre splivvy or post splivvy, doesn't matter! 500 moon tickets! Legend.

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sneaks678💜 Power to the People 💜•

You right, 500 more shares with infinite floor either way ♾️

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whiteknight012🍌There's Always Money in the Banana Stand 🍌•

This guy is buying a whole section of seats on the rocket to stretch his legs

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Forsaken_Shirt1875🎮 Power to the Players 🛑•

Best ever dedication to Jim Cramer. What a clown!

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Illustrious-Light-72•

Well fuck you! You got deep pockets thanks for holding the fort for us broke asses 🚀🚀🚀🙏

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SandinisterComputersha•

Fuckin' baller!

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EEE_Call🦍 Buckle Up 🚀•

You filthy animal! I love you.

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AnalogousFortuneLet me be perfectly clear, absolutely FUK•

Keep the change

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CleverUseOfGameMecha🦍Voted✅•

You can loop my hole all day baby

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ultimafan87Custom Flair - Template•

You're so money. You don't even know how money you are.

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Challenged_by_KrillOP•

Here for the Swingers quotes

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Toozballs🦍Voted✅•

Dad, can I get a Christmas present this year?

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Wild-Statistician-83♾️ Power to the Creators 🍦💩🪑•

Woah! Congrats ape. 👏

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SprinkledBlunt💻 ComputerShared 🦍•

My god

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Roid_Rage_Smurf🤖 Schrödinger Bot 🤖•

^(DRSBOT 8.00: UTC->2022-08-10 19:50:1)

🟣 You have 28700 shares previously logged @ [Sprstnk]

To feed incremental shares:-> !DRSBOT:XXX!

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^(🚀 :13,257,180// GME ~40.35 // ) ^(Bot MC: $534,927,192.77 )

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NotBerger🏴‍☠️🍋🪦 R.I.P. Dum🅱️ass 🪦🍋🏴‍☠️•

Woo!

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Holiday_Guess_7892ima Cum Guy•

Are you Mr. Beast?

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Euphoric-Park1592🦍Voted✅•

gawd damn you whale☺️☺️

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TowelFine6933Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!!•

Ladies & gentlemen, allow me to introduce the soon-to-be world's first trillionaire....

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FriendlyNeighbor777•

Right after Ryan Cohen & DFV 👏🏻

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