I can't be the only one that sleeps naked in the truck, right?
Posted Aug 16, 2022, 11:11 AM UTC
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I ain’t got no panties on.
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Shut up, stupid.
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The only correct answer
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Mmmm okay I'm gonna fire off some knuckle children now.,..
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lol
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Someone hits me and I’m coming out swinging! Lol
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Something tells me it's not going to be fists either...
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Nope, two plum tomatoes in a bag swinging from a light switch
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😂😂🤣🤣
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I mean, it's an instant win. No one wants to fight a naked guy. You literally have a 3rd leg.
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Well hung swinging or old age swinging?
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When I first mentioned I was getting my CDL to someone they said their aunt and uncle teamed and made a good career. They then told me the story of when the truck caught fire and their uncle was on the side of the road in just tighty whities and cowboy boots with everyone honking as they passed.
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What about your aunt didn’t she make it
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She must have been driving so she was dressed.
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Who's to say his uncle wasn't driving in his tighty whiteys and cowboy boots...
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Don't assume
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Well they were on the side of the road so one might assume they were driving.
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In my school the instructor told me a story. He was going OTR and was in I think Montana, still new to the company. At a truck stop in the fall. So not cold but not warm. Anyhow it's night he's at a truck stop and he needs to piss. It's night and he doesn't want to get dressed so he just jumps out of the truck to piss in the bush or something. Goes to get back in.
Trucks locked.
This is before cellphones. Not that it would matter as he wouldn't have had it on him.
Anyhow, he now has no choice but to go into the truck stop, in his underwear, and ask to use the phone.
So he goes in there, and calls up his dispatch/boss/whatever to figure out how to get a key and explains the situation. After the laughter stopped, he was told there's a spare in the engine bay, but to be damned sure it got put back after.
So long story short, never leave the truck in anything you can't be seen in public in.
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That's the only way to sleep. In the truck or at home.
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I'm sayin dude, gotta let all my skin breath for a while.
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Someone gets it
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Ha! I used to team with my husband. Always slept naked, just like at home....
...until border patrol made him open the curtain to ask if I was a US citizen 🙄
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No habla Espanol
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I mean, that's kind of on you. Border patrol aren't generally too keen on people hiding out in the back.
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100% sleep naked. I've had my truck hit before, that's why I keep a t shirt and shorts right next to the bed.
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Isn't everything right next to the bed in a truck?
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They mean nextest, eh?
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Ha. Including the steering wheel
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My closet was the top bunk.
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Lizard compliant
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If anyone breaks in, immediate dominance with the helicopter
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Give them the bat wing
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Underwear, bunk AC blasting under covers watching Netflix. Like a fuckin King.
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After a long day driving I see no reason to put clothes on just to go to sleep.
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I keep a pair of shorts/sweatpants around my ankle. Kinda like when I'm taking a shit. Lol
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Whatchu gonna do when someone hits your truck?
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Pull a power move and step out stark naked
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While showing dominance
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Fully erect
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Like a boss!
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This is exactly why I stopped sleeping naked, I made it right to the moment of opening my drivers door before I realized what I was about to do. I ain’t trying to traumatize anyone, even if they hit my truck. Ain’t right man.
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Hopefully it's not cold out
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I’d never sleep naked in your truck.
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You're missing out
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God damn it, I know! Some things are just too good to get started, I might like it too much.
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Wow you let your ass and dick touch your sheets? That's gay.
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Training has ruined my love of naked sleeping. Some bullshit about indecent exposure or sexual assault. Idk.
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U know that big ol belly covering that tiny pecker u got
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Rule of thumb. If my employer cares that I have pants on I should be getting paid.
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Gotta wear boxers atleast. Keeps the junk sweat off the blanket
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And fecal matter from your nightly farts from getting on the sheets... atleast a little
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Why only sleep naked? I drive naked too
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I prefer to at home, but in the truck I always slept at least in underwear.
One night I was sound asleep, and woke up to my front bumper, fender, and hood being ripped off. Before I knew it, I was barefoot, and only in my underwear standing in the parking lot, trying to figure out who hit me.
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Did you find them?
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Yes, I did.
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I can’t anymore, dispatch told me I shouldn’t be doing that in my day cab. I thought this was America?
Dis guy, huh.
Bro I’m in the same boat. One too many complaints from customers. Dispatch told me I gotta keep the pants on.
Bro, it’s like I can’t do anything anymore. My dispatcher is always calling to make up some random “new rule”: stop sleeping naked in the daycabs, no underground fight clubs with the lumpers, stop putting “for a good time call (corporate phone number)” on all the portajohns…. What do they expect me to do for 4+ hours at the cosignee?!?!
😂😂😂😂
Smh my head this country I swear
Tint the windows or put up a Curtain!
Lol. I just screen shotted that and sent to my dispatcher. Hahaha. (Blacked out user names of course)
Bro I’m in the same boat. One too many complaints from customers. Dispatch told me I gotta keep the pants on.
I didn't hear no bell
Hahahahahaha day cab
Damn it boy!