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Teamy McTeamface: Who does this team of McPlayers beat?

Teamy McTeamface: Who does this team of McPlayers beat?

Posted Sep 14, 2022, 5:26 AM UTC

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ped009•

I thought I was having a productive day at work but you're really putting your time to good use.

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GrolschisgoodAdelaide•

I've found my new favourite burn

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Thanks-BasilLions•

Honestly that’s a decent team

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king_carrotsFreo•

Midfield is lacking a little mctalent

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ItsABiscuitCollingwood•

And needing one more quality small defender.

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harvey_manfredGeelong•

*Small McDefender

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RedditaramaWest Coast•

*McSmall McDefender.

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gormsterSydney '05•

I was thinking the forwards looked a little off balance, I reckon that midfield would slay. Defence is just off the charts though.

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Vinnie_VegasCollingwood•

I think it's the defense that's off balance - Way too tall.

The forward line has three talls, three smalls - Including one who's a pressure forward.

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be4rzTigers•

Jackson Macrae seething, done in on a technicality

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beesinyourcoffeeWestern Bulldogs•

You on the council of Hey macca, but we do not grant you the rank of Mc.

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voidspace021Essendon •

This is outrageous, this is unfair!

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hellions123Bombers•

He's on the vfl team

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5loppyJo3West Coast•

He also misses out on selection in the Jack's team

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be4rzTigers•

Don’t have to be dead to be stiff

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Green_Road999•

Ever trained with a team where you don’t know anyone? This is how you want it.

“Macca, Macca, Macca!”

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drwinstoboogieThe Dons•

Browny?

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mca0014Blues•

What’s he doing here

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GrommzzEssendon •

Have you seen the bloke... He's just there for the Macca's.

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BendyrulzFremantle•

Need a team of Jacks for a Hungry Jack’s team, so they can compete. No, not just St. Kilda

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Yossarian_jamesDees•

OP please build the Jack list

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ditfos•

It's the Maccas v the Jackas!

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Sids1188Sydney '05•

The eternal Aussie conflict: Maccas v Hungry Jacks

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Bunyep•

Both American companies, we're a bunch of sellouts

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EfuktAndChillThe Bloods•

Put me in the Jackas team. I'm an elite Jacka, skilful with both the left and the right

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Dub_HeemFootscray•

Is Jack Macrae eligible for both teams?

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ImaginaryReaction#NotCarlton•

He jumps in at half time depending on who is losing

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bluelakersCarlton•

Probably just go 22 Jack Silvagnis I woulda thought

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Yossarian_jamesDees•

Surely Steele, Ginnivan, Riewoldt get a guernsey, off the top of my head.

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bluelakersCarlton•

Sinclair, Macrae, Crisp, Viney, Higgins, Gunston, Henry, Darling would all go alright

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Mitchell_54Hawthorn•

Do Jacksons count?

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BendyrulzFremantle•

No. Any Jackson caught trying to erase the last 3 letters of his name will be sent to Essendon

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Mitchell_54Hawthorn•

THE JACKS

B: Jack Lukosius Jack Payne Jack Scrimshaw

HB: Jack Crisp Jack Henry Jack Ziebell

C: Jack Billings Jack Steele Jack Sinclair

HF: Jack Ginnivan Jack Gunston Jack Silvagni

FF: Jack Graham Jack Riewoldt Jack Darling

Foll: Jack Hayes Jack Redden Jack Viney

Int: Jack Higgins Jack Ross Jack Newnes Jack Magden

Emg: Jack Mahoney Jack Martin Jack Bowes Jack Petruccelle

Edit: Because I think someone will ask. Macrae is officially a Jackson, not a Jack, according my sources.

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BIG_YETI_FOR_YOUCarlton '81•

Nominal determinism with the name Jack and playing AFL apparently

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reformedpolakSydney Swans•

The St Kilda list managers west dream

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meinfoolSaints•

The Maccas team is in trouble.

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squee_monkeyCarlton AFLW•

Macrae would have to get a gurnsey at umpiring or commentating since he’s so close to getting on both teams.

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___TheIllusiveMan___Collingwood AFLW•

One problem with this team.

You listed Barry McKay twice

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GDWa1rusNorth Melbourne•

Don't worry he will be injured anyway

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ContinuedEyeRollingCollingwood•

McCartins and McKays saving the day for the key positions

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CertifiedUserWest Coast '94•

Coach: Mark McVeigh

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TrazMagik#WeCan'tKeepGettingAwayWithIt•

Flybags done by an interim.

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Fort_LotusCollingwood•

Buddy there are still three more games before the off-season

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SleepingonitallNorth Melbourne•

That's an pretty elite back line

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Green_Road999•

I presume Craig McRae is coaching??

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padz1647Richmond•

Craig McRae as coach

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4nyonbthhytnhklnrSydney Swans•

With better midfielders it would probably get close to beating most teams.

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C_I_GAYWest Coast•

Small forwards would massacre the backline

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4nyonbthhytnhklnrSydney Swans•

Maybe, both McKenzies on the bench can play smaller though so it wouldn't be as much of an issue.

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opmtBombers•

Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti would have made it in if he was still playing

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oldmatesatanBrisbane '03•

Mclions

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lbguitarist#ChokingHazard•

oh so that's their recruiting strategy

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TrazMagik#WeCan'tKeepGettingAwayWithIt•

Craig McRae as coach

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MaximumlnsanitySydney Swans•

Glad to see all our best 22 Mc’s make it. Maybe one day Stretch McAndrew can make it

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mrr6666Sydney Swans•

McLean?

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MaximumlnsanitySydney Swans•

Knew I forgot someone obvious, but he’s also not best 22

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illicitRazorCats•

Backline is good, forwards is ok but pretty slow.. that midfield would be the worst in the league though

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gorgeous-georgeCollingwood•

McCreery is quick as. This side beats most by virtue of him being in it

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AlbatrossosaurusWest Coast•

Macrae could count

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nicktheguy101Saints•

Good backline, poor midfield, average forwardline.

Maybe north on a bad day?

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liamjon29North Melbourne•

I mean they'd beat us for sure if our Mcdefenders play for them instead of us

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