Teamy McTeamface: Who does this team of McPlayers beat?

Posted Sep 14, 2022, 5:26 AM UTC

Posted Sep 14, 2022, 5:26 AM UTC
Honestly that’s a decent team
Midfield is lacking a little mctalent
And needing one more quality small defender.
*Small McDefender
*McSmall McDefender.
I was thinking the forwards looked a little off balance, I reckon that midfield would slay. Defence is just off the charts though.
I think it's the defense that's off balance - Way too tall.
The forward line has three talls, three smalls - Including one who's a pressure forward.
Jackson Macrae seething, done in on a technicality
You on the council of Hey macca, but we do not grant you the rank of Mc.
This is outrageous, this is unfair!
He's on the vfl team
He also misses out on selection in the Jack's team
Don’t have to be dead to be stiff
Ever trained with a team where you don’t know anyone? This is how you want it.
“Macca, Macca, Macca!”
Browny?
What’s he doing here
Have you seen the bloke... He's just there for the Macca's.
Need a team of Jacks for a Hungry Jack’s team, so they can compete. No, not just St. Kilda
OP please build the Jack list
It's the Maccas v the Jackas!
The eternal Aussie conflict: Maccas v Hungry Jacks
Both American companies, we're a bunch of sellouts
Put me in the Jackas team. I'm an elite Jacka, skilful with both the left and the right
Is Jack Macrae eligible for both teams?
He jumps in at half time depending on who is losing
Probably just go 22 Jack Silvagnis I woulda thought
Surely Steele, Ginnivan, Riewoldt get a guernsey, off the top of my head.
Sinclair, Macrae, Crisp, Viney, Higgins, Gunston, Henry, Darling would all go alright
Do Jacksons count?
No. Any Jackson caught trying to erase the last 3 letters of his name will be sent to Essendon
THE JACKS
B: Jack Lukosius Jack Payne Jack Scrimshaw
HB: Jack Crisp Jack Henry Jack Ziebell
C: Jack Billings Jack Steele Jack Sinclair
HF: Jack Ginnivan Jack Gunston Jack Silvagni
FF: Jack Graham Jack Riewoldt Jack Darling
Foll: Jack Hayes Jack Redden Jack Viney
Int: Jack Higgins Jack Ross Jack Newnes Jack Magden
Emg: Jack Mahoney Jack Martin Jack Bowes Jack Petruccelle
Edit: Because I think someone will ask. Macrae is officially a Jackson, not a Jack, according my sources.
Nominal determinism with the name Jack and playing AFL apparently
The St Kilda list managers west dream
The Maccas team is in trouble.
Macrae would have to get a gurnsey at umpiring or commentating since he’s so close to getting on both teams.
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One problem with this team.
You listed Barry McKay twice
Don't worry he will be injured anyway
McCartins and McKays saving the day for the key positions
Coach: Mark McVeigh
Flybags done by an interim.
Buddy there are still three more games before the off-season
That's an pretty elite back line
I presume Craig McRae is coaching??
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Craig McRae as coach
With better midfielders it would probably get close to beating most teams.
Small forwards would massacre the backline
Maybe, both McKenzies on the bench can play smaller though so it wouldn't be as much of an issue.
Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti would have made it in if he was still playing
Mclions
oh so that's their recruiting strategy
Craig McRae as coach
Glad to see all our best 22 Mc’s make it. Maybe one day Stretch McAndrew can make it
McLean?
Knew I forgot someone obvious, but he’s also not best 22
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Backline is good, forwards is ok but pretty slow.. that midfield would be the worst in the league though
McCreery is quick as. This side beats most by virtue of him being in it
Macrae could count
Good backline, poor midfield, average forwardline.
Maybe north on a bad day?
I mean they'd beat us for sure if our Mcdefenders play for them instead of us
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I thought I was having a productive day at work but you're really putting your time to good use.
I've found my new favourite burn