the-95th-beekeeper•

Macho macho man! I’ve got to be a macho man…

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AutomaticEar8476•

LOVE IT!! The crazy part is they didn't need to Photoshop Cody's head onto one of their bodies because his outfit is already spot on!!!! Like how much of a rugged "professional homeowner" can you be if you're LITERALLY dressed like one of the village people!!!??? Cody always talks junk about us East Coast guys and how we aren't "real men" but from what I see Cody is more of a dandy than anyone I've ever met here on the East Coast. He wears $200 shirts, everything he owns has to be incredibly expensive and top of the line (which isn't a bad thing in and of itself) but he strikes me as the kind of man that needs to be fully quaffed and manicured at all times that probably uses some exfoliating facial mask shit and is terrified of dirt under his nails. He has every expensive and over the top piece of machinery one could ever need, shit I honestly don't know why he doesn't start his own contracting company with the amount of equipment that he has. He always touts this "regular Joe homeowner" persona but none of what he recommends anymore are things for the average homeowner! Where's all the tool reviews?! Where's all the homestead tips and tricks? All of his videos seem to be about showing off what he has, although he does it in a very subtle way. #Whathappenedtowranglerstar? RANT OVER

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AutomaticEar8476•

Upon taking a second look maybe they did Photoshop his head onto one of the village people but in all seriousness it's the exact same outfit Cody wears, especially now with the "hanky" around his neck SMH.

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disgusting

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parrot-sketch•

He's a natural!

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AbleCryptographer6•

I want this to be the new header photo!

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sirmacalot88•

Sir... you have won the interwebs today Kudos

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Hop-Dizzle-Drizzle•

Cody wouldn't be caught dead in those abominable stone washed trash pants.

Only the finest of hipster dungarooskis for Mr Wankerfart.

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