My fur babby momma and I were knocked off of our lime scooter by some jerk the other night.

There we were, enjoying a nice night out bar hopping, and as we're going down a sidewalk that was at least 8 feet wide a morbidly obese person dressed in all black appeared out of nowhere. I don't know if it was because they were wearing all black, or that they were at least 7 & 3/4 feet wide. But we didn't see them, and were unable to go around them due to their gravitational field. They really weren't 7 + feet wide, more like 3/4 of a Forrester wide, but the armpit chub made their arms fat spread out at 90 degrees out horizontally, almost level with the ground.

Anyway, the person was so huge the impact created a bounce that knocked both of us from the scooter approximately 2 Imprezas down the block. The sidewalk blocker stood there, staring at us awkwardly as they swallowed whole sopallias without even chewing like they were pills. There was this weird nerdish smirk on their face between shoveling in sopapillias as they stood over us menacingly, like they had planned this for karma or something. Being so shocked at what just happened, we just got back onto the now damaged scooter and left without instigating any further confrontation. Be careful out there brothers & sisters, they're doing anything for clickbait these days. Namaste

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