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hitlory

Hi, are these good prices? Idk the difference between “ape” and “golden teacher”

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Hi, are these good prices? Idk the difference between “ape” and “golden teacher”

Posted Nov 14, 2022, 2:27 AM UTC

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pentu_wow•

ill never complain about a $40-50 3.5 but those zip prices are fucked

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[deleted]•

Super fucked. I know different markets command different prices but $150-$200 in my middle of nowhere neck of the Midwest woods

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That's good to hear middle of nowhere mid west is still ~$200/zip or less... Even 20 years ago an oz of mushies along the east coast was $100-220

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Mydogroach •

theyre still $100 on the east coast

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NoLandscape4695•

I sell PE for $185 an oz

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pentu_wow•

yeah the plugs paying like $50-100 per zip probably

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AdSuccessful2330•

Seriously? Lol for $45 I get 1/2 OZ and $80 / OZ. For some crazy good mush too... Yall getting ripped the fuck off

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DysfunctMyco •

Those are my prices to strangers.

Homies give them away to homies

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pentu_wow•

ive never payed that much myself but if its all i can find id fold. the lowest ive payed is $50 for a quad of shake and a 3.5g chocolate bar

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pentu_wow•

sorry g im retardant sometimes

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Mydogroach •

50 for a 8th is super fucked. 40 for a 8th is still pretty fucked.

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pentu_wow•

true, ive just seen even worse prices than that, like $60 for a 3.5g mushroom bar n shit

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pentu_wow•

cause for $50 at least youre getting what you pay for

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Ashton_w•

I’ve paid $15 eighth for years now I would never spend $50 haha especially not $300 for a oz

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RhemziePurple Belt in Google-Fu•

Those Oz prices are so fucked holy

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BigIgloo4192•

I literally get an ounce for 120ish but an eight for 40 isn't bad. Usually the prices tend to go down as you get more...

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Apes are stronger. Since no one answered

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shroomy86 •

Wow . Crazy prices.. greedy if he is growing them .

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Flaky_Lab2964•

Horrible prices find a grower or grow yourself

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adlcp•

Naw can get an oz in canada for like 120 cad and it gwts delivered right to your door

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costa1200•

Wow how can someone be so ignorant...

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hellabot0•

if he grows them himself he should be selling a lot cheaper. I reccomend learning how yourself, or find someone cheaper, or just bite the bullet up to you

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hitloryOP•

where could i start it my own? im in tx so im worried about the mailing process for spores

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hellabot0•

the spores are 100% legal. it only becomes illegal once you actually cultivate the mushrooms. so obtaining it is not hard, it can just go through the mail. but don't get caught growing. possessing any amount of shrooms in texas can be a felony offense, and I imagine getting caught growing is worse. but it is not easy to get caught unless you're stupid

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hitloryOP•

i dont plan on being stupid so i think ill be good. isnt there a subreddit with instructions?

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hellabot0•

there are plenty of them. I reccomend uncleben's as it is beginner friendly. I also reccomend PhillyGoldenTeacher on YouTube, he has loads of useful information, and a tek that is super cheap

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Cha0ticGenius•

Everything you need you can buy legally. Look up Boomer Shroom on YT. Sanitation and Sterilization is going to be hugely important. It’s easy to contaminate the process. APE is stronger but it’s more challenging to grow because the process takes much longer than GT, leaving room for you to contaminate. Those zip prices are high. You could grow more than a zip with half the price of what they are charging you.

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Meh... If you are a casual user a couple times a year just pay the $30-50 per 3.5g and call it a day... How much do you spend on a Wednesday at happy hour for beers? $50? All relative. I've brewed and I don't anymore because the $25 12 packs of IPAs from the store are better and easy... Now if you have the passion or the desire... Those are all different things

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oregontiger•

I always give it away…so

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gramscotth93•

They're pretty high. If you are in a metropolitan area it's too much. An 8th should be $20-30, n an ounce really shouldn't be more than $150. I get mine for about $120

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JarekLB-•

depends on the state. Michigan has like $100 oz

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hitloryOP•

im in tx

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i am too bro these prices are good. the golden teacher should be 3.5g for 35 tho

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Llamaobama00whats your boof number?•

Not terrible for tx, here in ep though oz is about $160, DONT buy more than a 3.5 off ur plug, only price that’s worth i

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Anarchy0392•

Every single one of those prices are way to high. Smh only fools and kids would pay that price even for the 8ths.

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[deleted]•

To be fair, fools and kids make up like a solid 75% of this sub

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Anarchy0392•

Lol fair enough 🤣

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Mydogroach •

its about 75% of reddit as a whole. i swear to god the average reddit users age is probably 17, maybe 20 at best

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Opening_Spring•

Prices vary from place to place, and if you don't have other options, hearing that's its cheaper in another state is pretty useless to you.

The real question is; have you had mushrooms before? What is the experience worth for you? I think if you haven't had a mushroom trip, 40 bucks isn't crazy for an eighth, since that's plenty for a solid trip (maybe 2 depending on potency and your sensitivity), and as a new experience: Worth it.

If you have already experienced mushrooms before and want to have a good time regularly- then the price might be a little steep, unless you can afford it and don't want to grow.

After all, anyone can brew their own beer- and yet we all still buy it. Some people just want to trip and not farm.

But if you're trying to save money and you're patient you should grow.

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Infinitumshr88ms•

This has scam written all over it. Does the dude have a vouch page or legitimate customer reviews? I'd proceed with caution. I could make that menu in about 2 minutes.

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kingofcats-- •

I mean it's not like he's gonna make a poster. He probably has shrooms and they are probably okay. He's still an asshole tjough

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slow-E46•

crazy prices

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DisastrousAd2906•

bad prices 👎

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Klik23•

I get jedis and apes for $100/oz. Where do you guys get fucked like that for these mushrooms? Golden teachers are good but the most I pay is $25 an 1/8 if stock is scarce.

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Don’t worry dude, here in NZ we’d happily pay $350-$400 for an Oz

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kellerisdabest•

Those prices seem high.

I've seen penis envys sold for $25 for a 1/4

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hitloryOP•

apparently the guy grows them himself, ive never heard of ape before either

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Limit-Worth•

Then they should be MUCH cheaper

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MassageByDmitry•

Ape is way stronger and literally takes twice as long to grow

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Limit-Worth•

There only 10 dollars more tho, I don't even get it from someone who grows and I can find $35 quarters of ape

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kingofcats-- •

He probably hardly got an oz of the apes lol

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CranberryBruin•

APE means Albino Penis Envy

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hitloryOP•

lol makes so much sense

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No. I’ve always had top quality and I pay 100 a oz of any kind 1400 a pound

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