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ThreeLeftFeet

holy hell, I just saw a reddit kit in the wild. what is protocol? (Orinda, CA)

I was riding to work in Orinda, and I saw the new reddit kit riding past me. I got excited cuz I never thought I'd be one of the people to see a reddit jersey.

I was going to yell out when does the narwhale Bacon, but just seemed weird. What does one redditor do or say when this happens?

I didn't want to be that guy that is like, can I take a picture of you for sweet sweet karma?

This was at 2:47 near the Orinda bart station.

Posted Aug 26, 2012, 9:54 PM UTC

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[deleted]•

Good thing you chose not to say it, I automatically put people on my loser list for stupid stuff like that. Maybe a, "Hey, nice Jersey!" would have worked.

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cinemafia2006 Lemond Tourmalet•

Protocol is you ride up next to them, knock them down and then force feed them bacon while washing them with ice soap.

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wirehead•

Too much effort. I usually just grab their chamois as a greeting.

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cinemafia2006 Lemond Tourmalet•

Well sure, if you want to be lazy about it.

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ThreeLeftFeetOP•

Being the thug I believe myself to be, I should have robbed his bitch ass!

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SirDudeGuyFella'13 Scott Speedster S30•

I believe Socially Awkward Penguin is the norm.

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ThreeLeftFeetOP•

So you're saying I should have waddled up to him... Hmm... Interesting.

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OfficerGeorgeGreen•

Attempt to ask the rider when the one eyed newt tails, proceed accordingly.

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dylanyoLong Haul Trucker•

Obviously the protocol is to post in this sub about it. Looks like it isn't working out too well for you.

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ThreeLeftFeetOP•

Isn't working out for me?

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