CATCH PHRASE

To tell you the truth

I’m one of the nicest, most humble

And truthful people I know,

If I’m being honest.

My parole officer will tell you.

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God as my witness,

I don’t even drink.

Well occasionally I day drink.

But that was last week,

Or was it on my way to work?

I don’t remember.

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I’m a nice, good, and proper girl.

God’s honest truth.

I don’t even cuss.

My son is the Sailor, not me,

So shut the *** up

Or I’ll *** your ***!

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And I swear,

I don’t share your business.

Loose lips sink ships.

I mean that’s what

Becky’s hairdresser’s husband’s ex-wife told me,

But don’t tell her I told you.

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SH**! I spilled my drink again.

HONESTLY!!!

~L.p.

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Shadow Boxer

Phantom Man With A Cane