My friend found 5 strawberries joined together congenitally.

Posted Sep 3, 2012, 12:36 PM UTC

Posted Sep 3, 2012, 12:36 PM UTC
your friend has awesome nails
Yeah, I don't give a crap about the siamese freak strawberry, that nail art rocks.
I recently discovered r/RedditLaqueristas where people post pretty cool nail art.
Holy crap, I'm so talentless. I take one hour to do a french manicure on myself... But at least I can take some of this ideas to the very talented woman in the salon! Thanks!
How can you tell there's five?
BECAUSE FUCK YOU
I don't care if this is some kind of reddit in-joke I've never heard of, it ruins the friendly vibe we've got goin here...
The premise of the joke is that the rude person is too dense to think of an reasonable answer, so the best one they can think of is "BECAUSE FUCK YOU"
Yeah I figured that's what the joke was, but I still find it abrasive and unnecessary.
Natural fruit cup.
For our laymen viewers, "joined congenitally" means "joined at the genitals"
I would eat the shit out of that thing.
i love me some conjoined strawberries
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Did they eat it? It looks like it would be fun to eat.
It would be nicer with melted chocolate and whipped cream on it.