Richard Scarry says hail Satan!
Posted Dec 17, 2022, 3:14 PM UTC
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Lol, love that for him. ⛧
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Sparta, anyone?
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It's literally a Roman-style statue of a notable public figure. It looks like a goat because the sculptor (Michael Angelo) is a goat. In a world full of animals. Sharing conspiracy shit like this (and TsT making indoctrination-depicting Baphomet statues with children) is what leads to Satanic Panic conspiracies like this.
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I think it's a joke. relax. Those people already want to kill you. This is not what is going to set them off.
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Dude lighten up. It’s a freaking joke. Crazy Jesus people are always gonna obsess over stupid conspiracy theories regardless of what we do or don’t do. I’m gonna have fun and enjoy myself and not give a flying fuck what some stupid-ass fundamentalist is gonna think about it. Life is too short for that bullshit.
“Let the dead bury the dead. Life is for the living.”
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There's something to be said for stupidity.
"They're going to hate us anyway, so we might as well give them more reason to." 😅
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Ok whatevs. I’m going to enjoy myself and not give a fuck what those losers think. You want to be a pussy who keeps chasing after approval from your enemies? Be my guest.
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Ok, bud. 👍
Don't cut yourself on all that edge.
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That notable public figure is Augustus Caesar
It's based on the Augustus Prima porta
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You should put a comma after "in a world full of animals", otherwise it's a sentence fragment.
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I don't think this is "sharing conspiracy shit", as others have pointed out it's a reference to the famous Augustus statue.
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Please tell me you aren't taking that conspiracy subreddit seriously, there's even a comment in there pointing out that it's Augustus
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The comma would actually go between goat and in a world full of animals. If I gave a fuck about it being a sentence fragment. It's a writing style to strategically write in fragments. Usually for dramatic effect.
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One educated person in the thread has pointed out it's a reference to the Augustus statue—not the OP, and not the dumbfucks who believe conspiracy theories about satanism (and who wouldn't care if it was an Augustus statue likeness, if they even knew who or what that was).
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I don't take any subreddit seriously. But I'm not naive enough to think that other people don't. And, again, refer to #2.
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I have suddenly began to crave brand-name juice.
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Down goat down goat down goat down goat
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Look!
(points delightedly)
It's a Roman Julius Caesar goat! 😃
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Augustus Prima Porta,
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That book brings back memories.