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I had a lift-altering vision of Jesus last spring during my worst flare-up of PTSD (23 years in military). Still a non-Christian. Nor do I identify as enlightened. I’m your average Basic Bitch redditor. I get my nails done every two weeks. And I drink Starbucks. AMA :)

Feel free to make jokes and laugh at me. Laughter is the best medicine. No pun intended, but no joke: laughter is really good for you. Skepticism is also appreciated. Consider everything; believe nothing…

Anybody else get Jesse Katsopolis vibes whenever Zach drags his dickbeaters through his hair? Asking for a friend...

Seriously...this dude is a few inches of mullet and one suborder away from being the Tiger King.

Except Joe Exotic makes more sense.

Who else is deeply troubled by Zach’s vest?

He wears it everywhere. Pretty much the only time that overworked garment caught a break was at the altar.

Sidebar: I’m also deeply appalled by The Hair, which has been wearing Zach every. single. day. this. season. The Hair must be deliriously exhausted by now; it hasn’t had a day off since 1992.

On a happier note, I’m finally caught up on this season of MAFS. Once again, the experts prove how poorly qualified they are to refer to themselves as experts, which makes them almost as delusional as Katie, Zach, Michael, and Taylor combined. Didn’t think that was even possible!

Good evening, All

I was diagnosed with asthma about 4 weeks ago during an urgent care visit for what I thought was a raging ear infection. Not only did the doctor tell me it was a sinus infection rather than an ear infection, but he also asked me if I had asthma while listening to my lungs with his stethoscope. He told me there was definitely something going on, and it was likely asthma.

This is where I came clean with him: I explained that I had suspected over the past year that I had exercise induced asthma, but that I had put off seeking treatment for it, because I’m in the military (22 years and going strong — and hoping to make it another 18!), and I didn’t want to negatively impac

Is anybody interested in doing a VPR Sub Meet & Greet in NYC during BravoCon?

You might recall that I was going to surprise my eldest sister with Bravoleb tickets after she had major surgery (colon resection), but all of the tickets sold out five minutes before sells even began. Sorry, I’m still bitter...

Anyway, my amazing sister is back to 100%, and we’re doing a girl’s trip to celebrate her awesome, seamless recovery. We won’t be at BravoConArtistCon though.

If you have free time and want to grab drinks with us, let me know! We’re going to be hanging out at Chelsea Market and other fun foodie places. We love to wax Bravo.

I’ve been on leave for 10 days enjoying some much needed bonding with my new home. I splurged on a very fancy automatic coffee maker as a housewarming present to MOI! my hubby has a 2019 ZR1. That is his baby, and the coffee maker is mine. Goo goo gah gah mama loves you, Pico. Just a touch of a button brings cappuccino right to my finger tips. Ya$$$$$ qu€€n ya$$$$$$$$$$. During my time off, I’ve been treating myself to at-home yoga on the daily in my PRINCESS PARLOR, which is starting to look very princess-ey. And because my mental wellness needs more of a boost than the average bear, I also upped my antidepressants (PTSD, OCD, and GAD) last week. My previous dose was working well,