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u/DeathJester13


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Ok, so Resident Alien available on Hulu, it’s lookin kinda neat, maybe a future hfy kinda show. It’s worth checking out.

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So I did my daily quest before I reloaded the ui by mistake...so I missed out on the lipstick...am I screwed?

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Hello all...I was tossing this one around for a while, this is currently the 5th draft, the previous ones just didn't sound right. This is the one I finally went with, I hope you all enjoy it. EDIT : ok. 6th draft, forgot a small part about a cut part of the story, my apologies to you first readers.

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Why am I smiling? It makes me look like one of those idiot humans, huh? Thanks, I actually take that as a compliment.

Why? Aight, order me a drink and let me tell you a story. It's a long one.

For the longest time I had hated the almost uniquely human habit of smiling. The showing of teeth or the drawing back

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To: Terran Au Pair Services (TAPS), care of Customer Services Department

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From: Grand Ambassador Ruk'tier'nah of the Urkan Union

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Subject: Product and service review

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To whoever is in charge of hiring and marketing. You are very misleading in your advertising. When I first looked into your services I was looking for a caretaker or I think the term you use is 'baby-sitter' since my mate and I are so terribly busy with the burgeoning alliances that our two empires are forging in an attempt at greater galactic unity. You marketed your services as a loyal and dutiful nanny. I thought the price was a bit high, but at this point our dear offspring ha

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This is my submission for Wild Frontier MWC: I'm retired now. Feed back is always appreciated.

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El'ta'nuh slowly snuck through the undergrowth of the forested glen, trying desperately to not make any sound. The soft pads on his hands and youthful light frame aided his attempts, after all, what good would it do if his target learned he was present. His focus on his task at hand was so strong that he was suprised that he didn't feel the fear from the idea of what he was doing.

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Sure, everyone knew that the Ol'zeke lived in the woods far on the boarder of the settlement. The strange creature that sometimes showed up at the edges of your vis

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Hello all. Sorry for delay, meant to post this like 2-3 weeks ago, but holidays and New Years, and family, and work do a number on me. What has transpired so far:

Dr. Wave entered the GOAM Hive to find Khaine and Maia, who were being assessed to join GOAM’s ranks. Dr. Wave met some GOAM personnel, including Agent Young who is also a ‘Null’, like Khaine. Dr. Wave’s superiors requested the presence of Khaine and Maia for an assessment. GOAM, specifically Agent Young, okayed their trip.

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GOAM Hive, North Carolina, Appalachian Mountain Range, 10 days Post Abduction, 0900 Local Time

-Maia-

Maia looked at herself in the mirror of the changing facilities

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Hello all. To recap what has gone before.

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Khaine and Maia are currently being assesed by GOAM, The Global Organization for the Advancement of Mankind. Xeno researcher Wheyvuhshine (an octonaga) has been tasked with bringing human specimens to meet with his own species.

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GOAM Hive, North Carolina, Appalachian Mountain Range, 1 Week Post Abduction, 0800 Local time

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-Phil-

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Phillip Mendoza was sitting in the operation nerve center.

Today was going to be an interesting day, Phil mused to himself. Today Khaine and Maia Evans were entering the second week of assessment. As predicted, they were both doing well; Khaine had handl

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Hello all, sorry for the hiatus; work is busy and family is important to me too. Breaks were taken; I apologize. The recap will be expanded due to the break, thank you for your patience and time.

The story so far: Khaine, a US Military Psychological Operations Solider, and his wife, Maia, a deputy city clerk were abducted by aliens. The aliens were confused that mankind seemed to be made of two separate species, ‘broadcasters’ and ‘nulls’. As this was the first time a species displayed both traits it lead to some confusion to the aliens. After some they were returned to Earth and are dealing with the repercussions. Khaine was interviewed and recruited by the GOAM, the Global Organiza

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Hello all, apologies for the absence once again, real life is rough.

The story so far: Khaine and Maia have been returned to Earth and went to retrieve their children from the Airport. Khaine has decided to tell his chain of command, and based on their reaction, will go public with the knowledge that extraterrestrials exist. Wave and Co. are having fun analyzing the human genome and going over all the data they gathered about humankind.

Fort Bragg, North Carolina, Tuesday 0615 hours local time

-Khaine-

Khaine looked at his phone and took a deep breath. This was gonna be a long day, and not because it was the first day back after a 4 day holiday.

Welp, nothing to do but g

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The story so far: Khaine and Maia have been returned to Earth by Wave, with the implication that they will help Wave fully understand humans more and more as time progresses. To further aid in contact Wave had an app installed into Maia’s cell just in case. Wave has his hands full analyzing the data they have gained about humans, as Khaine and Maia are trying to get back in touch with their kids. ALL MEASURMENTS TRANSLATED TO SPECIES EQUIVILENTS.

Fayetteville, North Carolina, United States, Earth, 53 hours after abduction

-Khaine-

Khaine raced back to their house, leaving Maia trailing behind. Before he had gotten too far out of earshot she had yelled at him that it was Su

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(muses are fickle and funny things. WARNING If you are easily triggered by Religious stuff, you might wanna stop reading)

Death. Pain. Blood. A gunshot. PAIN!

Adam awoke with a start. What the hell was that? He had felt a pain in his chest which had awoken him, his heart still racing from the incoherent nightmare. He clutched his chest, hands touching his shirt. He pulled his hand away and looked at it. No blood...wait...why would there be blood?

A headache started forming.

Should there be blood? I don't think there should be. I look ok...but why am I wearing clothes...

Finally he looked up from himself and paid attention to where he was.

He was not in his house. He wa

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The story so far: Khaine and Maia, finally able to interact with their abductors, are able to finally learn a bit about the Coalition and the nature of ‘Null’ creatures. Now that Wayvuhshine (‘Wave’ to the humans) is able to understand human’s spoken language it is posing questions on the nature of already encountered ‘Null’ creatures and if they are sapient or sentient. Due to the duality of humanity, Wave is trying to find out what makes an individual human a ‘Null’ or a ‘Broadcaster’.

Tyrndarian Research Vessel Crashing Wave Currently enroute to Earth

-Wayvuhshine-

I sat at the computer in the lab, debating what to do about Khaine and Maia, lost in thought.

One does not

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The story so far: Khaine and Maia, a married couple from Earth, have woken up finding themselves abducted by a psychic alien species that resembles octopus-headed nagas. The species was investigating Earth a possible colony world and was surprised to find sapient life on the planet. After time it is concluded that some members of the Human race generate a psychic field that is effectively a psionic dead zone over the whole planet. Other members of the Human race are basically a psionic sound bomb. This report has prompted the ‘Nagas’ to make contact with Humanity, but only after an observation and study period to assess their threat and value.

NOTE: All time and distance measurements

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