DoIKnowYouHuman

Buckingham Palace postcode is SW1A 1AA, postcode for Houses of Parliament is SW1A 0AA.

They argued over this to the extent that they both assert a different view on the prominence (or lack thereof) of zero over one! All because the government want to promote zero as their unofficial MTD (making tax digital, not month to date) partner!

Alright I helped with the question about the musical chime every weekday morning…can someone help me track the beeping in Hythe that’s driving me nuts.

Single beeps about a half second apart, every other beep is half as long as the other, can hear it along the length of Hythe Quay

To: All

From: udoiknowyouhuman@hotmail.com

Re: Pumpkin mess in the canteen

Hi All,

I know we all enjoyed enforced fun at today’s pumpkin carving competition but I am saddened that it has been left solely to the cleaners to tidy up and clean the canteen.

May I remind everyone that the office is a shared space and cleaning up your own mess means the cleaners can devote time to focus on keeping us all fit and healthy and improving and maintaining our offices.

It was also noted that there were decorations which do not comply with fire and electrical standards, please ensure these are removed immediately. I will send a separate email ahead of the festive period reminding you all of the i

Just checked and I should have replaced my hot water bottle two winters ago, not like me to inadvertently live life on the knife edge, where’s good these days for purchasing hot water bottles? Are Boots still the greatest? Are St. Micheal an option? Maybe HomeBargains have the exact same for less?

Despite the fact that feet are the ugly frayed ends of the human leg r/manholeporn was created and is maintained by people with foot fetishes so they can collect more pics to fantasise over and map the feet of the populace in a strange metatarsal love in while those of us who truly love manholes have nowhere to hide

I don’t really know what backstory I can provide I just feel over the last few months I’ve forgotten to recognise the simple joys in life.

The jay birds grandma taught me to recognise haven’t been around for a couple years. Helping friends and colleagues with simple things is a chore instead of a delight at the moment. Good people leave my life and I don’t feel any loss.

I may be creeping into middle age and forgetting how to see the world through a less jaded pair of eyes

Help me dad, what simple pleasures and joys of this wonderful planet have I forgotten because life has become about adulting?

Quite remarkably just had someone try to chat me up and in the process he made a clunky attempt at humour saying tops are kings and bottoms are queens, I guess in a roundabout way to politely ask me ‘the question’…my brain kind of shut down from overheating due to the surprise of being come on to and the way it was done, so he’s gone and I’ve missed my chance. Has got me thinking what a side is in that scenario though