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So there I was, working on getting my eleventh year as Prime Minister. I was at the podium, sputtering sweet nothings like I usually do at these things, when suddenly BLAM! Everything was dark.

When I awoke, I was confused. My head hurt, and I was surrounded by something hard! I broke through it with my talons and saw light on the other side. Wait, talons??? I plopped out, and what do you know? I had just come out of an egg!

Around me in my nest were other eggs stirring, their shells cracking. Just as I was adjusting to the intense sunlight, a great beast landed silently above me and shaded my eyes with its wings.

I spoke to the creature, hoping that it might understand my language.

"Whe

CUMTOWN

My dad is gay, and gay with me

Yeah, it's taboo, but feels right

I just can't help how I feel

I love him with all my might.

My dick is small and my balls are small

I know I'm not much to fuck

But my dad loves me anyway

And I love him back just as much.

Adam, shut the fuck up

You don't know good from bad

You don't know what it's like

To be gay with your dad.

What it says in the title. One of my friends can't come and I'd rather his ticket not go to waste.