GSHFC

My pitch: After failing to win the WWE Championship earlier in the night (following a cash in with Miz pinning Drew) Goldberg wins the Royal Rumble, coming in at Number 30 and last eliminating Daniel Bryan (who lasts over an hour)

He’s a left back... and he’s only played two of those matches

Rowan and Big Show are the final two left in the ARMBAR at Wrestlemania, and with both men teetering Hornswoggle comes out of the cage and eliminates both men.

Vince laughs his ass of backstage while Trips stands there facepalming

He gets punched or kicked in the balls at least once per feud. You’d think either he or Heyman would realise this.

Scored two chip shots now but the Ozil bouce challenge is showing as 0, good game

Going into his HIAC match with Punk he was super over, but after the screwy finish he never really got to recover properly, and they jobbed him out to The Shield, Mark Henry and John Cena

Hypothetically, if WWE went for it and had Ryback beat Punk for the title, how far would he have gone? Would he have had a successful main event run, or would he have flopped and ended up back in the midcard in a years time like what happened in real life anyway?