Hetzer

*slips on banana peel*

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

And that's almost as bad as going to secular hell.

Don't actually answer the question, just post your best swears below.

It should be fine as long as I'm the only dude, right?

I'd like to start spending all my money on military surplus firearms so I'm trying to go down the CMP road. However, the two FFL dealers I've talked to so far (one private individual, the other a gun range) are under the impression that they'll have to run the NICS check even the CMP supposedly does that before they ship the rifle to the FFL. They aren't familiar with the program (and they seem to think I'm vaguely retarded for questioning them).

Can anyone recommend an FFL that is familiar with the process? I'm in Hunterdon County but willing to drive...

Promise rings are secular-hell's Satan's cockrings... I think. The metaphor breaks down but if you don't get a hot dicking right quick YOU'LL NEVER BE A REAL PERSON.

I'm free later...

The Episcopalian United Methodist bishop orders a cappuccino.

My grandfather served on the USS Stevenson (DD-645) in WW2 and I would like to see a destroyer that is as close as possible to a Gleaves-class. As far as I know none survived post-war.

After all, not watching porn may lead you to not have premarital sex, and we all know where that leads.