McMurphyRP2306

The job/Muff Diving market is tough out there. They say it takes 6-12 months to find a good job/Muff to Dive Partner but a well written, targeted application for an internship to prove myself to a muff owner.

So, here goes:

Seeking a rewarding position as a muff diver for a smart, funny, opinionated/empowered organization…I mean, muff owner.

Proficiency skills:

- equally fluent in English and sarcasm

- dadbod (but able to muff dive in any position)

- experienced (as opposed to old)

- 5’9” (and shrinking)

- can turn on a PC but needs alcohol to turn on a potential muff owner (this would be after working hours, of course

- closely trimmed beard (no concern for thigh abrasions)

Sith masters choose their apprentices if they display extreme loyalty or if the dark side of the force guides them to their student.

I’m proposing that we skip the part where the Sith master replaces the student if someone better comes along of you also agree to skip the part where the apprentice tries to knock off the master if they think they are more skilled in the dark side of the force. 😂

Instead, we’ll explore and grow our knowledge of the dark side together. Push each other’s limits. Light sabers will be replaced with other implements…haha.

So, are you down to explore the dark side of the force?? 😈🌌🛸

It’s hard to put into words what any of us are looking for....kinks, dynamics, type of interactions, locations.

There are a sea of M4F posts and only a precious few Dommes out there. It’s quite hard for a sub to prove his worthiness and get the attention of a Domme.

I don’t view a Domme as kink vending machine so I won’t provide an exhaustive list of kinks that I’m into or interested in.

What I’m more interested in is finding someone that I respect and respects me. Someone that will hold me to a high standard, establish a dynamic that works for both of us. Establish a dialog where we share our interests and goals as well as our limits, both soft and hard. Someone that I can feel vulnerabl

It seems like the Houstonr4r subreddit is mostly for bots and overt ploys for transactional sex.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I like carnal pursuits as much as the next guy…but call me old fashioned…I like to actually know my sexual partners.

So, let’s suggest something novel. Let’s start a conversation here.

If that conversation is good, we make a plan to meet in real life. If the in person vibe matches, we’re two consenting adults and can take it from there.

If we don’t click that way, it’s all good, nothing ventured, nothing gained. At a minimum, we’ll have shared some laughs.

If that sounds interesting to you, I’d love for you to reach out.

Looking for a magnanimous Houstonian that knows some great local food and drinking spots and wants to share them with a returning Houston transplant.

I used to live in Houston many years ago and have been visiting fairly regularly since. So, I know a decent amount of cool spots but certainly could use the knowledge of a local.

I love fine dining and dives equally. I love fun, flirty banter that can pivot from silly to serious and back seamlessly.

As I’ve aged (not got old…lol), I need that mental/intellectual connection as much or more than physical chemistry.

If you’re fun, spontaneous, adventurous, and looking to have some laughs over some good food and adult beverages,hit me up!

I’m a former resident who is moving back to Space

City….do locals really call it that? It’s been 20+ years since I lived here but have been a frequent visitor in between.

Looking for a magnanimous soul to reintroduce me to the city and what it has to offer. I LOVE the food scene in Houston and am familiar with the popular spots but know that I’m likely missing out on some cool local spots that don’t pop up on Yelp…lol.

Bonus points if witty banter that can pivot effortlessly from silly to serious and back.

Extra bonus points if you know the fun dives or live music in addition to the fine dining spots.

Hopefully, this post finds someone that appreciates good company, good food, and

…has Houstonr4r just become a straight up hookup site? Now don’t get me wrong, I’m no prude…but I guess I’m old fashioned enough to need some intellectual connection and some fun banter to build chemistry and then….get to the NSFW stuff…haha.

I gotta think the majority of these posts are fakes or thinly veiled business ventures designed to separate a fool and his money.

How about I propose something novel? How about if this post resonates with you, you reach out? Then we chat here for a bit to see if we click. If we do, we make a plan to meet in the real world! If the in person vibe matches, we’re two consenting adults that can take it from there!

Seem reasonable?

Bonus point

It’s cold. It gets dark early. There are snow piles e’rywhere. We go from heated place to heated place like shut ins. It can get kinda depressing in January.

So, what’s an elixir for the winter blues? How about an orgasm or three? Haha

Look, I get how wild and ridiculous the notion of RAOMD is….but here we are. Two evolved humans in one of the more odd corners of the interwebs. Let’s make it less ridiculous by bantering here.

As limited as texting can be, I do think chemistry and a sense of who a person is will come out. If we click, let’s make a plan to meet to see if the in person vibe matches. If so, we can figure it out from there. If not, no worries…nothing ventured , nothing g

With the break over the holidays, I’ve been on a bit of a movie bender, watching a few recent flicks but also some pretty old ones.

Been watching Kubrick flicks that I hadn’t yet seen.

This got me to thinking that I miss movie banter

• What movies you like, I like…
• movies we may hate
• Actors/actresses….
• Genres….

Some of my hot takes:

• prefer villains over heroes…I mean, if you don’t have a good villain, you can’t have a hero
• love unhappy endings…I can explain
• not a huge horror fan…but love the classics

Are you a movie buff?

Your dominance isn’t overstated and doesn’t need to be explained. It’s understood. It’s apparent.

There will be no laundry list of kinks in this post. You aren’t a kink dispenser. I am offering an honest effort to earn your time and effort to learn your needs. Learn your requirements.

Who am I? I have the cliché big job, big responsibilities, lots of control…and that need to yield.

The truth is that it is extremely hard to find someone that fits your needs, adapts to your dynamic, scratches your D/s itch….but is also reliable, trustworthy and willing to go at a pace that you are comfortable with.

Reddit is a very odd place. It has a big audience but in that audience there is a lot