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For today, at least, it's Hooked on a Feeling as covered by Blue Swede. Also known as the Ooga Shaka version.

Please, tell me yours!

A friend of mine has been working in a fabrication shop doing welding for about 18 months. He works five days a week for a total of forty hours. His boss just told him, in no uncertain terms, that if he doesn't start working seven days a week, about fifty-five hours, he will lose his job.

Is this legal?

If he loses his job over this, will he be able to collect unemployment?

So I've been mulling it over for a few weeks now, on whether or not I should post about this, and I think that I've had enough time to think about it that I'm pretty confident in what I want.

My girlfriend and I have been dating exclusively for about five months. We are both very busy, and beyond that, our work schedules don't afford us much time to see each other, as she works at night as a bartender, and I have a normal-ish 9-5. For the last three months, until last night in fact, she's been without a cell phone, so the only way that I could contact her was through Facebook, Twitter, and Skype, which I was averse to, because it made me feel like I was stalking her, so any regular commun

Did anyone else just come home from the Gwar concert, covered in blood and unmentionables, and think to themselves, "It's been nearly 3 hours since I've been on Reddit.

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My room mate and I are celebrating our second annual 'Russian Hanukkah', which is a celebration of our cursory enrollment in our religion, combined with what we spend most of our days doing. The celebration entails the following:

On day one, we buy a handle of cheap to moderately priced vodka, and we do shots of it for the next 8 days while playing video games making sure to finish it by the last day. We mix it up, some days we watch movies, some days we smoke and listen to music, but the over-reaching theme is the vodka, which must be empty on day 8...or the Hanukkah celebration is a failure.

So what do you do to celebrate the season that's out of the ordinary?