SongMonster

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r/ParodySongs•

Laura just hit the wall, she never had it all
a morning Lexapro, husband's a crypto bro
Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Kanye's car
Her rusting cyber truck has got her feeling stuck
Looks at her average life and nothin' has been alright

Since Maroon 5, Rihanna
Before Ariana
There was Kanye and Coldplay
and tom was in her myspace 8
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 2, With 2
With 2005

She's seen all the

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r/DMAcademy•

So recently my party undertook a quest where a shut-in elf who collects bones but wanted a ghost removed from his house. After talking to the ghost they realized it was a relative who just wants the elf to get out there and meet someone so that the family line doesn't end there. They decided not to kill the ghost and to take the elf out on a night on the town, but to get to the point a player asked me :

"Weird question but for the campaign would it be possible to get Torrin to get a dog of some kind? I know he's an elf but is there some kind of dog that wouldn't die as fast in relation to him like a skeleton dog? I've been thinking about this npc lately and maybe an emotional support dog/p

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r/d100•

My setting is sorta 1920's, but D&D, so it has a newspaper and I want to populate a classified ads page. Maybe if it's vague enough these could be posted somewhere in a Shadowrun setting too? Half tavern board, half craigslist, what sort of things could go in a paper for people looking for small jobs, sell trash treasured keepsakes, or meet new people in a fantasy city?

##d100 Fantasy Classified Ads

  1. Armor Models Needed $1sp/hour The Clank Tank is a high-end armorer founded on the idea that protection is for everybody - no matter their size, race, age, ability, or gender. Need Armor models for an ad photoshoot.
  2. 5yo MUSTANG FOR SALE Very good condition, recently caugh
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r/DMAcademy•

So I’m kinda flying by the seat of my pants here, but I’ve been running a campaign for a while that’s now a spelljammer campaign with level 17 characters. I’ve been using some 5e rules for spelljamming but, to get to the point: my party wants to cast Gate to get to a moving spelljammer vessel that’s quite far away and raid it. They plan on extracting the person they know on the ship and potentially raiding and taking the ship for themselves. It tracks with the story and their goals so I don’t want to just fizzle the spell. (I’m not sure if I’d like them to decide this is their new mode of transport rather than their own ship, but they did the work to find out some names to use gate.)

Give

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r/half_alive•

I’m at the Orlando show and the mercy table is out of cassettes, cds, and vinyls due to it being a make up show, just a heads up for the next make up show if anyone wanted one.

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