SqueakerBot

So there's a burger joint near me called Moo Cluck Moo. No word on if they're going to be forcing silly hats onto their employees yet.

Should I keep it or sell it?

"Why are you counting calories? That doesn't work if you're skinny"

She did understand it when I said I wasn't counting them so much as being aware of them so that I can stay skinny (not actually skinny, but not overweight either. I guess the definition of skinny has changed). Still, it felt a lot like people wondering why a rich person would budget. Preventative maintenance should be a thing.

So I'm trying a roast for the first time, and every single recipe I can find says to cover the bottom of the pan with onions. Even if I liked the flavor, they make me sick, so can anyone suggest a substitution? I don't really understand why they're there, so I don't know what would work in their stead.

The very first time we see Buffy go out hunting in episode one, she's wearing a beat-up, brown leather coat. Am I the only one who thinks it looks an awfully lot like the one Dean Winchester wears?

I've got some steaks on the grill and some booze in my stomach the cooler. Who wants some? Except ducks. No ducks allowed.

I was sitting in the breakroom eating my salad, cheese sticks, and Monster (I'm a large anorexic, but I try to eat so people won't comment on my lack of cheeseburger), and I heard these two hamlords talking about why NOT to eat fast food. I perked up. Maybe I have some allies! "My brothers girlfriend's cousin ate at KFC and her whole face broke out in sores as soon as she took a bite. She went to the hospital and they said she had herpes. That chicken gave her herpes! My daughter and I won't be eating no fast food no more." I feel like they were making excuses for not eating fast food, like it's shameful. Fat privilege is not hearing that your eating disorder is something to be ashamed

I just moved to an apartment, and I would like some plants to put in my window. The spot I have available is north facing and somewhat shady. There are also 2 cats living here who may or may not be able to get to the plants; they haven't come out from under the bed yet for me to see. I'd kind of like something that is either flowering or edible, but I'm not overly picky. Any suggestions?