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Can overseas visitors rent guns and ammo upon arrival at the airport, in much the same way as one might rent a pocket WiFi?

Working my way through the case files, the Art of Kenny Who? is pretty damned remarkable, with regards to the thing about artists getting their styles ripped off by robots now.

Two Ton Tony Tubbs wasn’t supposed to be a prediction either :-)

So, in the 3D movie, Leatherface had a nicely organized cupboard full of various kinds of chainsaws.

Where does he buy these?

• Does he personally head to the local hardware store in town, and pick them up?

• Does he have an Amazon Prime account, and has a new one delivered each time he discards one?

• Does he have a subscription to Chainsaw Digest?

• Or do they simply materialize from somewhere? Although, he does not appear to be supernatural in nature, so they're probably not magical chainsaws.

And where does he get the money to buy them? Because considering the size of his collection, if he was simply stealing them from good, decent, and honest local folk, then it probably wouldn't

I don't recall this being mentioned in the HH series where I'm currently up to, but what would each of the Primarchs look like from the perspective of a psychic blank?

It's already mentioned that The Emperor looks "ordinary" to blanks.

To that end, is the same effect apparent with the Primarchs? Would all of their overwhelming charisma simply have no effect on blanks whatsoever?

Likewise, does the presence of blanks nearby have a detrimental effect on Primarchs, and their Warp-powered aura of fabulousness?

The BOSS Coffee vending machine at work stole my money!

I put in 1,040JPY for a bottle of refreshing tea, and the fucking machine gave me back 410JPY in change.

Who can I speak to about this heinous crime? Do I call the police, the army Glorious JGSDF, or the coast guard? Should I engage the services of a Buddhist Exorcist, to drive out the foul daemon that is obviously snuck across from the local graveyard and is even no inhabiting the fiendish inner workings of this vending machine? Should I hire a private dick, to get the dirt on the BOSS Coffee CEO's wife?

I'm at a complete loss.

Does anyone have the number for The Fucking Maniac? Because I think I might need to talk to him, an

Are there any Winter Olympic sports other than figure skating?

When do they curl one out?

Has anyone here deposited a cheque from a US account into a Mizuho account?

Did they suck their teeth a lot, and was it necessary to go to a large branch?

I’m trying to figure out whether to suffer the anguish of money laundering allegations via wire transfer, or get a cheque sent here and simply suffer inscrutable scrutiny in person.

Thanks chaps!

I received a message from r/JETProgramme today, announcing that I had been banned from their fine forum.

I have no idea why.

Is it because they yearn for the pastoral days of Fascist Japan; working in the fields, commuting to work by Kamikaze aeroplane, the liberal application of mustard gas and bubonic plague on sub-humans, stirring marching songs, precisely two (2) options on all multiple choice tests (a: eager, b: very eager), and the re-instatement of the woman's role as breeding engines?

It's a proper mystery, I tell thee.

Edit: I neglected to add: "The humourless fools."

I was taking a long, satisfying shit in one of the stalls at work the other day, and after about 3 hours had passed one of the other salarymen from a different department kicked the door in and tried to sit down on the shitter next to me.

I thought "Hm, perhaps this is just how they do things here in The Empire", and lifted one cheek so that he could get comfy too.

Of course, as I was there first, I'd already positioned my sphincter in the good place, over the butthole sprayer near the back.

Well, I was just bearing down in order to try and curl out a particularly reluctant log, when the old fellow suddenly shifted, nearly upending me off of the TOTO 9000^(J-®). I said 「なんだようううう

Did anyone else foul their drawers?

Just a quick question for u/laika_cat about r/JapanTravel:

What the fuck is wrong with some of the more recent postings?

Some of the postings in that sub today have stirred feelings of genuine anger, such that I have not felt since that time that time. My humours are so out of balance, I fear for the safety of my stressball.

Would you say that the quality has been decreasing recently, or has it always been this bad, and I've just been lucky enough not to have noticed before, or has it simply plunged off of a cliff?

I mean, there's "did they even google that?" and then there's "what the fuck is wrong with their brain?"

What coping techniques do you use in order not to go stark, st

There is one J-Cultural^(J-™) (not girls!) thing that has been puzzling me recently; the train station that I pass through each morning has a particular step in the corridor, at a junction between passageways.

This step is about 20 cm in height, and is easily visible as being, well, a step.

The thing is, almost every day, I carefully observe at least one of the native populace tripping over this step.

It appears that direction does not matter. One moment, they are walking along oggling something on their phone, or gazing at the ceiling, and the next they are stumbling about like a drunken loon.

I have not observed this mysterious behaviour in any other locations in this station

1. Genuine Fish & Chips.

There have been some erection campaigners loitering outside the station recently, and as a tax payer it fucking vexes me to no end that these men and women have no idea that it's a waste of fucking time trying to press their manifestos into my sweaty grasp.

Why do they even bother? Normally, it's safe to assume that whoever's handing out leaflets in that spot will usually withdraw their offer of tissues for whatever local establishment they're trying to promote the very moment that they realise that they nearly royally fucked up by inviting a troublesome person to their place of business.

So, if a guy wearing an apron can figure this out, why can those who would wish to rule us with iron