Totally_Sherlocked

Hello! I need a suit. I would like it to be under 500 USD if possible.

I would like a black, formal suit that functions like a men's suit but made for my measurements. Basically, I want real, big pockets that can actually hold my phone. Crisp lapels, good construction, etc. I also would like reasonable amounts of wearing ease, not made to be oversized or ultra constricting.

Think fancy butch lesbian at her wedding in tailored black three piece. I am an experienced sewist and can definitely tailor it myself within reason. I live in the US, reasonable shipping costs appreciated. I'd prefer single breasted for both jacket and vest. I love pleated trousers as well, if anyone has any good pl

Depending on which biome villagers are found in, they should make different sounds. If two villagers from different regions breed, their child gets a mix of the two accents.

Prepare yourselves.

I've only been a part of the Wilbur Soot Cult TM for a few months, so please excuse my ignorance. I've heard a rumor floating about that Mr. Soot once \*walked\* to the Netherlands in his teen years out of boredom. However, I've yet to find a clip or post explaining it, other than several clips of the dirty crime boi himself speaking dutch. Any details, leads, explanations, links, sightings, or clips would be appreciated.

TL;DR: Did Mr. Soot really walk to the Netherlands as a teenager? I NEED ANSWERS, PEOPLE-

Several people in my neighborhood have a picture/portrait in their window of a specific man. It is always the same picture, always the same size, and placed in a window so that it can be seen from the road. What does it mean? Who is it? The Picture Is Linked Here

What subreddit do you think could help me find this out? Thanks in advance.

Today I put Dinu Lipatti's Bones through many languages on Goggle Translate, and thought I'd share with you my favorite verse.

Original:

We kept our friends at bay all summer long

Treated the days as though they'd kill us if they could

Wringing out the hours like blood-drenched bedsheets

To keep wintertime at bay, but December showed up anyway

Mistranslated Version:

This summer, my friends became friends

If he can wash them in the sun, they will be killed

The meal is like a bed in a blood market.

The season is still protected, but December is not over yet

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Jubilee Line: MIND THE GAP

Saline Solution: Mmm Netti Pots

Since I saw Vienna: Cotton Eyed Joe but sad

Losing Face: Jared!?!?!

La Jolla: *tries to pronounce* *accidentally summons demon*

I’m sorry, Boris: lol bye

Bonus:

Your New Boyfriend: iM nOt GaY tHo

Hi everyone, I'm trying to figure out the name of somebody I've met before but just can't remember their name.

Here's what I have so far:

- Not Randall

- it feels like a V, N, R, or Z, but there's a chance it's not any of them.

- I'm getting edgy dudebro vibes

- Born in August of 1997.

- he's half-mexican, which might contribute to the name, or it might not.

- It doesn't start with a C, B, or F.

Any help or suggestions are appreciated, no matter how late comments are :)