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Had a bar I hung out at. One of the regulars was a girl (Cami) that would walk up to guys and ask them to buy her a drink. Did this all the time.

I'll buy almost anybody a drink. A drink . One. Ever. Be nice in bars, you never know when you might need an alibi witness.

So she gets her free drink. Week or two later she tries it again. She'd been at a table with her girlfriends, 4 or 5 women I'd never talked to (I'm old enough to be their dad lol).

I told Scami no, but.. I walked over to the table of her gal pals. And bought all of them a drink.

Best part was how the bartender made sure to tell that story to all the regulars.

I bought a new car once, it was , it was a new model and made in low numbers and a jazzy little sports car.

Its in the dealership getting warranty work, I'm there to pick it up. As I walk up to the car some guy who obviously doesn't work there is getting out of it.

Me : what are you doing in my car?

Him: Looked so cool and I wanted to see how I fit in it so I asked one of the guys here if I could get in it

Me: the dealership doesn't own this car. go sit in one of theirs (I knew they didn't have in stock, I had to order from the factory because dealers sold out on them immediately). What if something is missing or broken now?

I was furious, more with the dealer than him.

Complain to th

I used to be a regular at a very nice steak place, knew all the employees by name. Was eating lunch at the bar. Bartender was a nice lady in her mid to late 20s (I'm guessing). Only other customer was a guy I'd guess was in his 60s, I was in my early 50s at the time. He's really trying to flirt with the bartender and just being so creepy and gross, I felt so bad for her.

So I saw he was wearing a wedding ring, I asked him if he had an pictures of his wife. He shows me her picture on his phone, I act like she's the hottest thing ever. I start making super filthy questions about whether he's ever seen with another guy and gave a pretty detailed run down of all the things I'd like to do to

If you don't have tablecloths, I am definitely not setting my cutlery on that table, which you "clean" by wiping the same filthy rag over you use to "clean" a hundred tables a night.

So why do you only put out one napkin? They must be a fraction of a penny in cost. Ugh! Endlessly annoying. So...why?

The server who isn't very busy

The server who hangs out to talk history books and just read one of my favorite books (Guns, Germs, and Steel, I told her to skip Jared Diamond's other books as they suck).

The server who is enthusiastic about the band we're about to see in the theater next door (restaurant and theater are the same owner)

The server who ran to the theater lobby with my companion's phone which my stoned guy left on the table.

The server I'd tipped 35% because that's my tip for good service.

So Shree, thanks for being that server. Concert was terrific, my prime rib leftovers were great today (heck, more satisfying than my last relationship).

The only thing wrong was I di

I'm took a job a few months ago that pays low for my field. I know I could go out and get a 10% bump.

But it comes with a pension after 10 years, which is about when I hope to retire. I pay 6% of my pay in to the pension. Also, there's a hard to explain surcharge of another 6% on my salary due to some tax regs (can't explain without revealing where I work).

I really like the job, the management, the co-workers. But I'm very, very marketable in my field, so I can easily get other offers. Should I leave and put that 12%+ difference in a 401K or stay because I like the job, I'm immune to being laid off(this place is unaffected by recession), and the pension is guaranteed (the union says its

For me, it's obvious.

A lone figure materializes on the bridge. Extends his hand to Pike. "Allow me to introduce myself, Captain Robert April, Section 31"