I'm generous but not stupid
Had a bar I hung out at. One of the regulars was a girl (Cami) that would walk up to guys and ask them to buy her a drink. Did this all the time.
I'll buy almost anybody a drink. A drink . One. Ever. Be nice in bars, you never know when you might need an alibi witness.
So she gets her free drink. Week or two later she tries it again. She'd been at a table with her girlfriends, 4 or 5 women I'd never talked to (I'm old enough to be their dad lol).
I told Scami no, but.. I walked over to the table of her gal pals. And bought all of them a drink.
Best part was how the bartender made sure to tell that story to all the regulars.
Posted Mar 14, 2023, 6:08 PM UTC
"Scami" I'm screaming!! 🤣
I know a girl like this. Her name is Michelle but everyone calls her "Moochelle".