WibbleMerchant

Stumbled across this thread earlier, and I seriously can't make head or tail of what this guy's getting at:

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/ay4pj3/til_of_the_murchison_meteorite_which_fell_to/ehzeu8c?context=1

Edit: Specifically this comment:

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/ay4pj3/til_of_the_murchison_meteorite_which_fell_to/ehzg3xq

Any thoughts?

Are you tired of playing with players who don't know their base from their apex? Who fire at an enemy from across the map without any hope of actually killing them? Who always dive straight onto the dropship and get killed in 15 seconds?

Post your gamer tag here and maybe we can get a couple of wins under our collective belt!

Teinnteach

He takes stock of his life and thinks about all the things he has never done. He thinks for a while and comes to a decision - he has always wanted to know what pork tastes like, and damn it all if he isn't going to try it before he passes on.

He's a cautious man, however, and he's aware of his status in the community, so he decides to travel a few towns over to find a restaurant. Looking at a menu outside a fancy place, he spots just what he is looking for - whole roast suckling pig.

So he goes in, sits down, and orders it. Soon it arrives, and it's a beauty - glistening, crisp skin, juicy and tender, with a fat red apple in its mouth. He picks up his knife and fork and prepares for his fi