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Has anybody noticed their E sometimes (say, ~10% of the time) doesn't work? Like you fully charge a shot and instead of going where your cursor was, you just kinda ooze forward pretty close to minimum distance in a random direction. This seems to have happened only since the latest patch, though I can't say for sure. Otherwise, I have yet to determine a pattern or obvious way to reproduce the issue. It may have something to do with slingshotting into the fog of war, because I mostly only see it when I'm moving around the jungle, but again, not sure exactly.

Like the title says I've been reading about options strategies, the greeks, etc... and I decided to test out what I've been learning with a paper trading account. I've mostly stuck to selling vertical calls/puts and iron condors since I prefer to know what I stand to gain or lose on a given trade. I've been having a great go of it, and despite getting roasted by Tesla going crazy last week (whoops), I have somehow pulled in and secured just over 10% of my starting 'cash' ($500k) in a week. I have another 10% or so that I'm waiting to close out on Friday and lots of buying power to spare (earnings reports make me nervous). This is too easy, way too easy, for me to believe I'm doing it right (

I've been living hear a year now, and I'm certain that Rideau hasn't spent more than two or three months paved. What gives? Why do they keep tearing everything apart to add what appears to be a single pipe one tiny section at a time?

Also, what are the bylaws regarding construction noise? In the civilized world, construction normally can't start before 7 or 8am and certainly can't go on beyond 11pm, but I was awoken this morning at 6 to the sound of that monstrous excavator flailing helplessly about (or so it seemed, I have no idea what it was really doing), and many times I'll hear them out jackhammering away at well beyond midnight.

So I've decided to give the modding thing a whirl and I've always felt my dorfs needed some heavier firepower, so I've been working on adding gunpowder and some basic guns (pistol, arquebus for now). I'm sure this has been done a million times, but it seemed like a decent way to get some easy modding experience.

My main question is: is it possible to add a smoke (mist? gas?) effect to an attack? Arquebuses were known for creating a lot of smoke when they went off, as black powder was shit back in the day, and I'm wondering if it would be possible to do something similar with mine. Right now they look a bit unimpressive.

Also what's the story on lever-able buildings? Is it possible to link

So I've got one stupid recruit who thought he was important enough to tantrum, kill one of my grand master brewers, and get away with it, so I've sentenced him to death by !!SCIENCE!! range finding for my bridgeapult defense system. Problem is, though, he won't go to the burrow I've assigned for him on top of the science device. What gives? I've already fired him from my military and deselected all his labors; its' like he knows what I've got in store and is trying to drag it out.

EDIT Sweet Jesus, zombie invasion AND a siege! This is going to be incredible.

EDIT2 Forget the other question, I just had two zombie invasions, a siege and two ambushes at once! This is insanity. Zombi

I didn't see any fine dining on the sidebar, so I thought I'd ask directly.

So though an incredible run of poor planning, my girlfriend and I wound up spending neither Christmas, nor New Years together, so we're planning on going out to dinner sometime in the next little while for a late celebration. We're both new to the city, so I come to you wonderful people for advice on where to go for a fancy, romantic dinner.

I'm not looking to go totally balls-out on price, but I'd be willing to spend up to, say ~$200 for both of us.

I know you folks love cats, so maybe you can give me some advice here.

My girlfriend has owned this cat (who I will refer to as Derpette going forward) since birth (it is now 14), and it loves her completely. When we moved in together, Derpette became jealous of the amount of time I spend with her owner, and seems to hate me because of it. She generally doesn't like to interact with me (unless I'm offering her pats or treats or some such) and whenever it's just me and Derpette in the apartment for a little while, she flips out yowling and urinating or defecating on every soft surface in sight. It drives me absolutely crazy and makes me want to stomp her head in (sidenote: I have never harm

So I recently started a fortress in a terrifying biome, and after a few botched attempts, have managed to seal my dwarfs in underground with all their supplies (sidenote: are building destroyer zombies common these days? If so I've got a hatch I may want to replace...). As I learned in my first few attempts, nothing stays dead for very long when left alone, but what about if I bury them properly? Will dwarfs rise from their caskets to attack my fortress?

Title says it all, really. Does anyone have any (or know where I could get any) low (1-2 ft ish I guess) stilts that I might be able to borrow or buy? I'm planning on being slenderman for Halloween this year and I want to be 7 or 8 ft tall. A 5'11 slenderman just doesn't feel right.

The title says it all, really. I'm from Nova Scotia originally, and with Eastlink we are a bit spoiled in terms of Internet service. I'm told ISPs elsewhere are pretty shitty (looking at you Rogers and Bell) with bandwidth caps and terrible customer service and whatnot, but I've never had any experience with them.

So Reddit, what's the best ISP around your neck of the woods? And roughly what can I expect in terms of a bill?

Also I should mention I have been known to ABSOLUTELY NEVER TORRENT ANYTHING, so I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T want to know anything about bandwidth caps, throttling practices/packet shaping and whatnot. If you know what I mean.

So I've recently been seeing a girl who isn't originally from around these parts, and will be leaving forever at the end of the month. She's been here for a number of years for her degree, but hasn't really left the city except to go to some of the more standard destinations (Peggy's Cove, Crystal Crescent, etc...), and now she's looking to go on a somewhat less touristy adventure. I do have access to a car, but due to poor planning on our part we really only have one full day (all day Friday, I have to be back in the city by 2:00 Saturday), so we are a bit limited in terms of distance.

So, Reddit, what do you suggest we do? I want to go to the Cabot Trail (she's never been to Cape Breto