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I'm back, boyos. Feels good to be back from a month-long ban, all thanks to a certain cockroach who reported me for some bullshit and, of course, the mods happily sucked his dick.

Got up to speed on all of the recent shit with that drpizza faggot. Can't say I'm surprised. ITcels in their natural element.

KHHV; 34 going on 35 (November). Gymceling and videogames are ~~lifestyle and hobbies~~ COPE. I started gymceling to increase longevity, but.... what the hell for? That gives me an extra 10-15 years to an already 40 more years, on average. My genes are unfit to pass - my face is a marker for that - and I have no greater purpose, no raison d'être, or reason for being. I just.. am. Whether it's 40 years, 400 years, or 4000 years, it makes no difference. It's all the same drudgery and monotony, all for the continuation of the current state, right up until the biological expiry date.

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So this is it, boyos. Part of the human condition is fear of the unknown. I'll admit, a part o

Hello all. I've applied to comp sci with math as backup (I know, I know lol) for fall 2018. Recently, I got word from my admissions officer that the program is closed and that math is still open. (OF COURSE, it's open. As if, people are kicking down doors trying to get into math...)

Anyway. I've looked over the calender for the fall and I'm strategizing my course selection for the first year such that I can maximize my transferable courses once I reapply to Comp Sci for fall 2019. Don't get me wrong, I fucking LOVE math (answers are black and white, no bullshit grey areas like in the barista degree courses), but I need to be practical and apply the math in an efficient way. Computer science

Hi all. OK, so this is my second playthrough (1st in 160+ hours.... what is life?). Main was the Red Douche as DPS geo/pyromancer, with Beast as 2H physical DPS with some utility polymorph sprinkled on, Sebille as 2H dagger DPS with utiliity huntsman/polymorph sprinkled on, and Lohse as your standard aero/hydromancer DPS/support.

This time around I have Fane (main) as hydro/necromancer support/DPS (mainly support), Ifan as pure ranger DPS (warfare, then ranged, then huntsman in points) with some scoundrel utility (namely teleport and AR), the Red Douche as sword and board physical DPS/utility, and Lohse as summoner/?

I'm trying to make my party be 50/50 physical/magical. I like Ifan the th

ITT: We only reply with lines from gwent like in a continuous conversation. I'll go first obv.

It's borin' just standin' here.

Why do monsters need a nerf? Could somebody please argue the case for this? Monsters are popular, sure, but they've got a shit ton of counters. Their main strength is board spamming tempo, which has the most LOL counter. The other thing people complain about is carry over. Their units are weak af without any synergy. If they didn't have carry over, they wouldn't have much going for them.

So for everybody out there, all you monster haters need to make your case as to why monsters need a nerf. Yes, I'm obviously biased in favor of monsters, but I was an NG player up until they became unbearable to play as.

And to CDPR, you guys should focus less on practicing your swings with the nerf bat (*

Hey all. I'm probably going to get downvoted into the abyss from all of the butthurt consume deck victims, but what the hell, this needs to said:

It's a good thing that monster consume deck is both strong af and ez mode autopilot.

I had only heard of the stand alone gwent game quite literally the day of OB release and got it on xbone. Yeah yeah, I'm a filthy casual. Sue me (plz don't). Up until a week ago I didn't even know what card advantage was nor the strategy revolving around it with tactical R1/2 passes, and thought that Ciri was a useless gold (LOL). That was until I realized how important it is to play grave hag last.

Monster consume decks made me a better gwent player.

Hi all. Since beta went live this card's damage deploy ability has never functioned for me. Its boost ability works fine, but whenever I play this card I never have the option to target a unit.

Pretty sure this is a bug. Maybe I'm not using the card correctly? Please help. Thanks.