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I am a first-time Santa who signed up for Secret Santa on a whim in November thinking it might be mildly diverting...

But as it turned out, it was out-and-out fun. I got really into it and stalked my first giftee for several hours trying to pick the right mix of gifts to match his many interests. It was so much more fun than shopping for my family, for whom I have to come up with something every year. Here I've got a total stranger plus his whole history on the Front Page of the Internet to browse through in search of things he doesn't know he wants? It's like gift-giving Candyland.

So, of course, I signed up to rematch and did it again. Then after that shipped, I signed up to remat

I intend to maintain my anonymity and bar license.

So I would really prefer not to answer questions about:

• my name,
• what cases I've worked on,
• the name of my firm, or
• your individual legal problems.

Otherwise, let's do this. I'd be happy to explain basic legal concepts, elucidate the life of a corporate lawyer, and discuss whatever other weird questions you've got.