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Just had a Ranked match where the other team of assholes had unlimited Killer Wails. Can't even play an honest game at fucking rank C-. How do I report these people?

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1022manatos

I'm collecting stats and I missed the last rotation. Anyone who can please remember what the last two maps on Turf War were, what the Ranked mode was, what two maps were on Ranked. Please help! the rotation just ended so this must be fresh in someone's mind - thanks! :D

I counted 8 seconds to respawn with the Famitsu apron vs. 6 seconds to respawn with the Herbivore tee. How do these abilities work? How do you make them more effective? Because besides Ninja Squid, Ink Resistance, Special saver, and maybe Damage Up I have not noticed anything improve in my playing when I change abilities for that purpose. Especially ink refills (main/sub) - I don't notice anything different.

Since I re-rolled my Legendary Cap sub-abilities to get 2x Health + 1 other, I've been playing even worse than I was when I had 3 different sub-abilities! I give up. I've been playing for around 15 months consistently (even daily) but never changed gear that often until recently.

Holding your sub button down, jump, jump, jump! (R+X X X)

It's a cheerier farewell to the squid ghost.

Any others?

What was it, what is your level, and levels of opponents if you can recall?

Mine was 15-0 in Port Mackerel few weeks ago, we were all level-50 players. Ever since then I like to have my camera handy when I'm playing.

We're all gonna die.

• Eye patch (too gruesome?) with swim speed up

• Black military coat with ninja squid (this would look bad ass with the Legendary cap)

• Cowboy hat with damage up.

The imbecile got splatted instantly, but I'm still in awe.

Victory: Gals; the pose is just so cool.

Defeat: Buckets; hilarious when the bucket lands on the head.

than in the entire year I've been playing. Anyone else?

And I play pretty religiously (TW). What a LOT of fun. Of course I instantly plummeted from S to the lower doldrums of A, and swore off the game about a million times, but after a very successful evening "+10.0 On Fire!" in SZs I'm back up to S. I used to only play stages that were my "strengths" but this time I kept an open mind and just played any map, any mode, and I've had a good time. Methinks it's as good a time as any to aim for S+.

ENOUGH!!! I've been playing through the night and in almost every single game some idiot would start flopping about, either costing us the game or causing me to time-out due to annoyance, and in others the partying begins right off the bat, throughout two whole map rotations.

... the only sniper on your team is below level 40, against an all-50 team.

... the only sniper on your team is STILL inking turf around the spawn.

... the only sniper on your team gets splatted.

... you have someone called "splat god" on your team.

... you have someone called "im sorry team" on your team.

... you've already been splatted in the middle of the map, and the rest of your team is still fighting over who gets to ink that 1x1cm patch of turf next to the spawn.