mcgray04

Thanks to this subreddit, and others like it, I'm more reluctant to use third party sites. My question pertains to how it works. That is, does the TPA purchase the rooms or just show what's available at the hotel, and what kind of a percentage are they paying to do so (or receiving for their services)?

I keep hearing they're not friendly right now, but I have no idea why. Well, none other than the fact John is an idiot.

Are there any other actors who were in both shows, besides the guy who played Sal Vitro, the Italian-speaking hitman who sold calzones to Costanza, and the Italian activist who also borrowed Jerry's sport coat (which he was only supposed to dry clean).

There once was a man named Melendez / who was daring like the Flying Wallendas/ and though he'd dare to shart/ right in a Wal-Mart / he wasn't scary like the brothers Menendez.

Once was a man named John, quite litigious / whose failure and misery, quite prodigious/ he'd hate his own mother / or sue any other / who'd say his credits weren't prestigious.

There once was an idiot who would stutter/ despite this he was quite the strutter/ not only was John shallow / and his skin quite sallow / his face looked as if smeared with butter.

John once spied a nude, young chick / which caused swelling in his li'l prick / he knew he must have her / she thought him a cadaver / then said, "Oh, he's jus

The bucket.

Doc 1 bragged, "I had a patient once who blew out his ACL & MCL. I reconstructed his knee, and 2 years later he completed the Boston marathon."

Doc 2 replied, "That's nothing! I had a patient who was in a head-on collision with a truck. I reconstructed virtually all of his joints and more, and later he won an Olympic gold medal in the decathlon."

Doc 3 chucked condescendingly. "Child's play. I had a patient who was in a horrible explosion. He was blown to bits. All they found was a huge, gaping anus. I put a suit and tie on it, and now he's the owner and general manager of the Dallas Cowboys!"

Bernie brags at a bar that he knows lots of celebrities, including Clint Eastwood. When Phil calls him a liar, they bet on it, and Bernie takes him to Clint's house, where Bernie receives a warm welcome.

Weeks later Bernie brags about knowing the queen of England. Sure enough, Phil scoffs at the notion, the two bet, and they fly to England. And sure enough, Bernie is warmly received by the elderly monarch.

When Bernie brags about knowing the Pope, Phil offers to bet some high-roller money that Bernie's a liar. Of course, they go to the Vatican to see the Pope. As luck would have it, the Pope was to address the crowd from outside his chamber. Phil had to watch from the crowd, but Bernie

The young man asked for a pound of raisins from the pretty lady behind the counter. She had to climb a ladder to fill the order, revealing her naked flesh under her short skirt. Then, she asked his dad what he wanted.

Wanting to see a panty-less beauty climb the stairs again, he too asked for a pound of raisins. This time she caught on while grabbing the raisins, looking down on the men getting their carnal delights.

She then asked the grandpa, "I suppose yours is raisin' too?" "No," the old fella said, "but it is twitchin' a bit."

There once was a girl named Lewinsky Who played the flute like Stravinsky. 'Twas hail to the chief On Bill's flute made of beef That stole the headlines from Kazinsky.