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What do you say, Dick? We can get that, plus the last two Lost Episodes and the Uncucked Live Shows. Sounds like a steal of a deal to me!

As far as I remember, the virgins were given Biggest Problem Lost Episodes 5 and 6 once they claimed to lose their virginity. And as far as I know, these Lost Episodes have still not been released.

Imagine being such a huge virgin you don't release the Lost Episodes (accidentally or purposefully). At least we all (except them) can't even try to be that big of virgins.

As the Ultimate Adjudicator of Virginity, I hereby decree that all those who fail to release the Lost Episodes are sentenced to PERMANENT VIRGINITY, regardless of their sexual activity. Until they are released, I hereby place the CURSE OF A THOUSAND VIRGINITIES upon you.

There will be no rest for you until your final s

Are we ever getting them? u/DickMasterson

Well? u/DickMasterson

When???

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/bhpsj2/live_shows_uncucked/

u/DickMasterson

I don't care who posts it, just please post it. Thank you.

Check it out at patreon.com/thedickshow!

It should be going on now. When do you guys think we can expect an update on it?

WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?

It's simple math.

We all are anxiously awaiting the end of the LOLsuit. For me, the outcomes are easily predictable, so here they are:

Asterios: The Judge will sentence Asterios to be Maddox's butler and will permit him to only scream about how great Maddox is.

Dick: A court order will be issued requiring Dick to formally thank Maddox for the snacks. Dick will also be forced to write a new book called "Women are Better than Men" in order to commemorate Maddox's court win and keep up with social pandering.

Landau: Landau will be praised for his unique perspective and interesting analysis of the law and be hired as a new Supreme Court Justice!

Sean: Sean will be ordered into Maddox's custody and for