LOLsuit Ending Predictions!

Of course Maddox also gets back 80s girl by court order.

Now instead of sleeping with Dick she is sleeping with Dick while Maddox watches from his Cuckshed.

Maddox will win back the fans and we will all be legally obligated to listen to his show

You forgot madcucks: judge Ramos will rule that he was properly served and, having offered no defense, he will be forced to hire a British Chippendale stripper to play madcucks in a finale video where British madcucks punches a baby, bangs real Heather s, and rides into the sunset in a shark

EDIT: meant to type on a shark, but it's better this way.

The court also orders Asterios to pay Maddox $20 milion for every time the word 'cuck' appears in Cuckmas Carols.

I honestly though to myself after the maddox's lawyer's angry' s note's that he himself now is in so much deep shit - in all likelihood he's going to throw maddox under the bus if something like disbarment becomes a realistic possible outcome. For example, he might say that it was maddox who lied to him in the first place about Heather S. situation and maybe about more. That's what I think is likely going to happen.

And then Dick mentions that he may have a history of suing his own clients. So I feel pretty good about this prediction.

Do I get a free t-shirt if I am right? If so, I'd like one of the ones Sean has already worn.

I predict the lyrics to Santa Cuck will be evidence in the trial, and there will be a bouncing ball going over the lyrics as they are analyzed in court. Cuck Cuck Cuck, Cuck Cuck Cuck, Maddox is a cuck.

I think there is a real chance if it goes bad enough maddox will kill himself, and I really don't want him to. I obviously don't want him to win, but I feel like he's gotta be end of his rope now.

In all honesty...

Asterios and Dick will most likely get ownership of Maddox IPs for restitution , as a result bringing back bpitu to pay for Asterios kokkinos legal bills (possibly only temporary but who knows) since that is the most profitable IP Maddox owns.

Webber Shanwick and patreon will counter sue to make an example of Maddox, financially ruining Maddox.

Maddox and LanDUI will hate each other and after Maddox files a complaint against LanDUI to get him disbarred Maddox will get sued by LanDUI before disbarment goes through.

Mental Jess with either break up over this or marry maddox, as she too will be financially ruined.

Maddox will either commit suicide or attempt to commit homicide.

When Maddox is either in jail or dead from suicide Dick will have an episode saying he never wanted it to end like this, that all he wanted was to make a silly show where his friends hung out with him, tell some stories about them being friends, that while what Maddox did in his final days is inexcusable and unforgivable there were still some good times, some other speech with a life lesson, some words from other mutual friends, a send off from Tab. Then the next episode introducing ghost maddox

The judge will order everyone involved (even poor Jordan Cope) to attend personally in New York where he will give them a literal spanking and send them home sore-bottomed for shitting up his courtroom with such absurdity. In addition to a sore bottom, Landau will get sanctioned and hit with everyone's legal bills.

He'll then sue Maddox for the irreparable damage to his career and liver, costs of the sanctions, and the fees he'd hoped to recoup from a $400 million judgment on account of misleading him about the identity of Heather S and making general misrepresentations about the case. Nick Rackets will join the suit as a member of the class of lawyers with livers damaged by the lolsuit and the lols will continue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

Quick Top autists get to editing in madoxxes face and dubbing over this.

Once the LOLsuit wraps up - people lose interest and stop supporting Dick and therefore stop supporting Asterios which means they stop caring about the C.U.N.T network which means no Madcucks because we are now indifferent again Maddox which means that we stop paying Patreon which means that they lose money too which means in the end Dick, Patreon and Co were making money during the lolsuit but after they won the lolsuit ended up losing money in the long -term. Which means that Maddox won. How's that for irony?...

... ... .. .. ... .......HEHE

Everyone is disappointed.

But what about Patreon and WS??