After reading Lösch’s speech, stating that the command about blood doesn’t apply to your own blood, I have to wonder if statements about sex no longer apply to sex with yourself.
So is masturbation now ok since it’s only sex with yourself? Including using sex toys on yourself? Maybe it’s now ok to watch porn of others masturbating, since they’re not breaking a Bible command!
This opens up all kinds of new doors.
(Mostly intending this as satire, but the absurdity is palpable.)


