Today I was on a nice Thanksgiving walk around the neighborhood with my family. I was slightly in front of everyone and came up to a car with two people in it, seemingly about to back out of a driveway (accross the sidewalk I was walking on). I was unable to make eye contact with the driver to make sure he saw me and there was glare from the sun so I couldn't tell if his reverse lights were on.
So, I gave his trunk a soft friendly "pat-pat" so he'd know someone was behind him and wouldn't back into me. I literally patted it about as hard as I'd pat a dog's head, it would be impossible for me to have done any damage. I continue walking, and in a few seconds he gets out of the car and is abso

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