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If you soak your mask in whiskey before you board your flight, you won’t be mad that American Airlines is not serving you any drinks

So I’m here living in non existent kuwait, looking out over the sea from my not existing apartment when all Of a sudden, a bird (which also isn’t real) flies into my window. I know none of it is real, but the smudge he left after he realized his own non existence seemed very real, I almost started to doubt

So, it has been hard for me to talk About, especially with my family because they don’t exactly accept my lifestyle as a polyamorous, bi-curious power bottom, otter, leather daddy. But when I contracted HIV I thought my life was over.

Thanks to the COVID shot (Praise Dr. efff, million masks upon him) I finally felt it was time to get out into the world again and date. So I met this girl and I was a little hesitant on our first date because she removed her mask when we sat down for dinner, but then I remembered it was okay, I am vaccinated. I kept mine on just to be safe and considerate of all the elderly immunocompromised people you find at downtown bars. So we had some drinks, one thing