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Ah, there we go. The final straw. The camel is in the orthopedic surgery award. I give up and I'm so happy to go NC as long as possible.

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She "lost" our family's most valuable and irreplaceable heirloom. The story she's telling is she took it off after last year's thanksgiving in her car, and she doesn't know where it went between the car and her house. A year! Nearly a YEAR this item has been "lost" and she asked no one for help to find it. I absolutely do not believe it's lost. She has accused everyone who ever lost anything in our family of pawning it, so pretty easy to guess what actually happened to it. This was an item that was a sign of achievement, of the love between her

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Who else has had a megababy? How was your experience? Did they go full term? Did you have to go C-section to get your monster baby out?

I'm not due for 7 more weeks, and this kid is already 6.5 lbs. He put on 2.5 lbs in just two weeks. Lord help me.

I'm getting married in Vermont because my uBPD mom lives in Texas. When I told her we were planning that wedding at my inlaws lovely house in the woods, I got so many lovely bits of feedback. Things like, 'I might not still be alive by then' or 'this trip is going to be so difficult, I'm so glad your uncle can go through this with me' or just straight up spite about every decision I've made.

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You'd think this was definitely the last long haul flight she would ever be able to take in her state of poor health right?

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Last week's bomb drop "Yeah so me and my friend are going to a seminar about this tour of Germany and Poland. I think that's gonna be an awesome trip

Did/does this happen to anyone else? My uBPD claims I'm *always* too loud, or she can't hear me. If I use a gentle softer voice, she doesn't hear or mishears me on purpose. If I speak up enough to be heard, clearly I'm shouting at the top of my lungs and oh jeez darling, everyone in the restaurant can hear you!

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Yeah mom, especially you. You can hear me. You can't pretend you didn't hear and half remember, and screw up whatever I'm saying to you right now because I am enunciating and not shouting you pretend deaf-bat. She tried this a couple weeks ago over breakfast in a loud crowded restaurant, and I finally told her quite clearly, " I am an adult speaking at an appropriate

The best parties have piñatas, right?! So why not put one up as the centerpiece of dancefloor at my wedding and smash it when there's a lull? What would you want to fall out of it?

We're having a wedding with 90% grownups, but there will be some little ones as well, so no condoms (as funny as that would be). Ideas I already have on the table:

-sunglasses

-local hard candies and taffies

-local wild flower seeds

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I fall in that weird category of woman that is a little bit tomboy and a little bit of a girly girl when it comes to doing fancy stuff. I live in jeans or leggings, but if you give me an excuse to dress up, I'm all about that fancy dress. I just didn't love anything in the stores, and I saw Amal Clooney's 2018 met gala outfit, and just knew it - I needed the ball gown with pants. Anomalie made it happen for me, and when I put it on today, oh hell yes, this is THE ONE. The satin is just the most buttery soft fabric ever (and yes I know, we'll have a steaming party for all of it later). The skirt is removable if I want to go run around in the woods. The top has a halter so I won't have to yan