thundersass

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r/vegancirclejerk•

I bought a cute grocery store sushi platter that was about 70% trustworthy, brought it home and then realized it was full of pieces of tunas after i ate all of it. Then another week I got a thick slice of corpse steak that was dry aged and then get it home, to cook it up and realized that it was real meat after i ate all of it and realized i ate the entire bit of blood soaked paper that comes as a bonus. Then there was the time i shot someone in the head screaming "I'm donating to your conservation!", skinned them, and ate of their flesh. I got halfway through before i realized that's not very vegan either! It made finishing super hard.

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I'm hosting Thanksgiving for myself, my dad, my brother and his vegan thing. Ive come up with the things I wanted to make and nothing other than the dessert is vegan. There's ways to veganize some of them but 1) no 2) I prefer the taste of bodies.

As I don't really want to slave away in a kitchen making meals for two different diets (vegan and normal for the rest of us) I was thinking a simple solution would be to just order her vegan food from a restaurant (like French fries). I'm worried this may be rude but Allah told me it's totally chill.

Was hoping to hear from actual vegans on r/vegan proper hosting etiquette here? Do i have to make a vegan diet approved meal, or can i just outsou

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I'm allergic to zinc trisodium, aspartate,Sorbitol and bisulfate,Oxide beta carotene,Lactic acid, carob bean,Grade-A milk emulsified,Malto-dextrine alkalide,Silicon deoxylite,Lots of sugar, Calcified synthetic salt,Artificial barley malt,Glycerine and aspartate,Folic acid,Monosodium glutamate,Dehydrated calceinate,Soybean oil, butter fat,and Caramel center.

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SO, I just want talk about this because I was made to feel guilty for "only" being vegetarian - since veganism is in their words "morally superior". Now while I agree, animals don't exist for my taste pleasure, I like sweets so it's much more complicated than that. Let me explain.

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r/vegancirclejerk•

I'll come out now as not to instill confusion amongst your ranks I am NOT a vegan simply a woman eith a message please don't deny me I just wanna talk no malicious intent no counter motives I swear Illbe totes respectful in your space my Vegan bros and broettes also this post is honna be really long and I forgot how to use punctuation

Lemme introduce myself first call me Jello my favorite snack hello hi now I'm just a lady tryna make epace between us ok just tryna get respect frombothvegansandmeat eaters so hear me out please

I'VE realized a certain few of you vegans NOT GO NAME ANY NAMES have been taking radical and extreme ways of getting your message out like ollieing park benches and

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