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~ 31, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort. My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh. I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho! I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing, pretty open-minded about mo

31, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort. My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh. I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho! I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing, pretty open-minded about most

31, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort. My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh. I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho! I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing, pretty open-minded about most

~ 31, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort. My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh. I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho! I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing, pretty open-minded about mo

31, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort. My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh. I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho! I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing, pretty open-minded about most

30 about to be 31 in August, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort. My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh. I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho! I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing, pr

~ 30 about to be 31 in August, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort. My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh. I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho! I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing,

30 about to be 31 in August, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort. My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh. I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho! I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing, pr

30 about to be 31 in August, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort.

My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh.

I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho!

I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing, pr

30 about to be 31 in August, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort.

My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh.

I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho!

I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing, pr

30 about to be 31 in August, Latino, 5'10, Curly black hair, septum, gauges, dirty brown eyes. I don't know what else you may want to know about me.

90% SpongeBob quotes, 10% existential dread, 100% unhinged commitment to both. I will compliment you and call you names in the same breath, I promise it's out of love and comfort.

My sarcasm is practically another language at this point. I know for some people this is a delay breaker since they hate to laugh.

I'd like to say I read a lot but most of the time I just read the labels on my shirts... I listen to a lot of audiobooks tho!

I come with two tiny humans attached, not literally, figuratively. Raised Mormon, not currently practicing